Lyrics of Si j'étais le Messie - Lexton Superb, Ange

Si j'étais le Messie (original)

Si j'étais le Messie, je raconterais n’importe quoi,
N’importe où, n’importe comment,
Et les gens me croiraient,
Ils n’ont rien d’autre à faire
Si j'étais le Messie, je mènerais en bateau
N’importe qui, n’importe comment,
Et les gens me croiraient,
Ils ne connaissent pas les eaux
Si j'étais le Messie, je serais pédéraste,
Avec n’importe qui, n’importe comment,
Et les gens me suivraient,
Reniflant mon beau derrière
Si j'étais le Messie, je me ferais voleur,
Avec n’importe qui, n’importe comment,
Et les gens se tairaient,
N’ayant rien d’autre à faire
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Si j'étais le Messie, je construirais un temple,
Avec n’importe quoi, n’importe comment,
Et les gens y viendraient
Pour y montrer leurs airs
Si j'étais le Messie, j’aurais un oeil de verre,
Pour pouvoir fermer l’autre, pour ne rien voir du tout,
Et les gens me plaindraient,
Et vanteraient ma misère
Si j'étais le Messie, je serais un ivrogne,
Boirais n’importe quoi, n’importe comment et, hip, n’importe où,
Et les gens m’imiteraient,
Croyant toujours bien faire
Si j'étais le Messie, je marcherais sur l’eau,
N’importe où, n’importe comment,
Et les gens se noieraient,
Croyant toujours bien faire
Si j'étais le Messie, je ferais des miracles,
N’importe où, mais pas n’importe comment,
Et les gens s'écrieraient
«Au nom du père»
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Si j'étais le messie, j’inventerais une crèche,
Pas n’importe comment, pas pour n’importe qui,
Seulement pour les enfants
Les enfants grandiront, croyant toujours bien faire
Si j'étais le Messie, je me ferais crucifier,
Pas par n’importe qui, pas par n’importe quoi,
Et les gens pleureraient,
Ne sachant pas trop quoi faire
Je ne suis pas Messie, heureusement pour ma mère,
Qui ne pourrait plus vendre sa virginité,
Car les gens l’achèteraient,
Croyant toujours bien faire
Il y a très longtemps, il y eut un Messie,
Il est venu d’ailleurs, d’une autre galaxie,
Et les gens l’ont tué
Ils avaient cru bien faire
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(translation)

If I was the Messiah, I would say anything,
Anywhere, anyhow,
And people would believe me,
They have nothing else to do
If I was the Messiah, I'd lead the boat
Anyone, anyhow,
And people would believe me,
They don't know the waters
If I was the Messiah, I'd be a pederast,
With anyone, anyhow,
And people would follow me,
Sniffing my beautiful behind
If I was the Messiah, I'd be a thief,
With anyone, anyhow,
And people would be silent,
Having nothing else to do
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If I was the Messiah, I would build a temple,
With anything, anyhow,
And people would come there
To show their tunes there
If I was the Messiah, I'd have a glass eye,
To be able to close the other, to see nothing at all,
And people would pity me,
And brag about my misery
If I was the Messiah, I'd be a drunk,
I'd drink anything, anyhow and, hip, anywhere,
And people would imitate me,
Always believing to do well
If I was the Messiah, I would walk on water,
Anywhere, anyhow,
And people would drown,
Always believing to do well
If I was the Messiah, I would do miracles,
Anywhere, but not anyhow,
And people would cry out
"In the name of the Father"
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If I was the messiah, I would invent a manger,
Not just any way, not for anyone,
Only for children
The children will grow up, always believing to do well
If I was the Messiah, I would be crucified,
Not by anyone, not by anything,
And people would cry,
Not sure what to do
I am not Messiah, fortunately for my mother,
Who could no longer sell her virginity,
Because people would buy it,
Always believing to do well
Long ago there was a Messiah,
He came from somewhere else, from another galaxy,
And people killed him
They thought they were doing well
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