Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Si J'Etais Le Messie, artist - Ange. Date of issue: 31.12.2010
Song language: French
Si J'Etais Le Messie(original) |
| Si j'étais le Messie, je raconterais n’importe quoi, |
| N’importe où, n’importe comment, |
| Et les gens me croiraient, |
| Ils n’ont rien d’autre à faire |
| Si j'étais le Messie, je mènerais en bateau |
| N’importe qui, n’importe comment, |
| Et les gens me croiraient, |
| Ils ne connaissent pas les eaux |
| Si j'étais le Messie, je serais pédéraste, |
| Avec n’importe qui, n’importe comment, |
| Et les gens me suivraient, |
| Reniflant mon beau derrière |
| Si j'étais le Messie, je me ferais voleur, |
| Avec n’importe qui, n’importe comment, |
| Et les gens se tairaient, |
| N’ayant rien d’autre à faire |
| How many lies |
| How many lies |
| How many lies |
| How many lies |
| Si j'étais le Messie, je construirais un temple, |
| Avec n’importe quoi, n’importe comment, |
| Et les gens y viendraient |
| Pour y montrer leurs airs |
| Si j'étais le Messie, j’aurais un oeil de verre, |
| Pour pouvoir fermer l’autre, pour ne rien voir du tout, |
| Et les gens me plaindraient, |
| Et vanteraient ma misère |
| Si j'étais le Messie, je serais un ivrogne, |
| Boirais n’importe quoi, n’importe comment et, hip, n’importe où, |
| Et les gens m’imiteraient, |
| Croyant toujours bien faire |
| Si j'étais le Messie, je marcherais sur l’eau, |
| N’importe où, n’importe comment, |
| Et les gens se noieraient, |
| Croyant toujours bien faire |
| Si j'étais le Messie, je ferais des miracles, |
| N’importe où, mais pas n’importe comment, |
| Et les gens s'écrieraient |
| «Au nom du père» |
| How many lies |
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| Si j'étais le messie, j’inventerais une crèche, |
| Pas n’importe comment, pas pour n’importe qui, |
| Seulement pour les enfants |
| Les enfants grandiront, croyant toujours bien faire |
| Si j'étais le Messie, je me ferais crucifier, |
| Pas par n’importe qui, pas par n’importe quoi, |
| Et les gens pleureraient, |
| Ne sachant pas trop quoi faire |
| Je ne suis pas Messie, heureusement pour ma mère, |
| Qui ne pourrait plus vendre sa virginité, |
| Car les gens l’achèteraient, |
| Croyant toujours bien faire |
| Il y a très longtemps, il y eut un Messie, |
| Il est venu d’ailleurs, d’une autre galaxie, |
| Et les gens l’ont tué |
| Ils avaient cru bien faire |
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| (translation) |
| If I was the Messiah, I would say anything, |
| Anywhere, anyhow, |
| And people would believe me, |
| They have nothing else to do |
| If I was the Messiah, I'd lead the boat |
| Anyone, anyhow, |
| And people would believe me, |
| They don't know the waters |
| If I was the Messiah, I'd be a pederast, |
| With anyone, anyhow, |
| And people would follow me, |
| Sniffing my beautiful behind |
| If I was the Messiah, I'd be a thief, |
| With anyone, anyhow, |
| And people would be silent, |
| Having nothing else to do |
| How many lies |
| How many lies |
| How many lies |
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| If I was the Messiah, I would build a temple, |
| With anything, anyhow, |
| And people would come there |
| To show their tunes there |
| If I was the Messiah, I'd have a glass eye, |
| To be able to close the other, to see nothing at all, |
| And people would pity me, |
| And brag about my misery |
| If I was the Messiah, I'd be a drunk, |
| I'd drink anything, anyhow and, hip, anywhere, |
| And people would imitate me, |
| Always believing to do well |
| If I was the Messiah, I would walk on water, |
| Anywhere, anyhow, |
| And people would drown, |
| Always believing to do well |
| If I was the Messiah, I would do miracles, |
| Anywhere, but not anyhow, |
| And people would cry out |
| "In the name of the Father" |
| How many lies |
| How many lies |
| How many lies |
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| If I was the messiah, I would invent a manger, |
| Not just any way, not for anyone, |
| Only for children |
| The children will grow up, always believing to do well |
| If I was the Messiah, I would be crucified, |
| Not by anyone, not by anything, |
| And people would cry, |
| Not sure what to do |
| I am not Messiah, fortunately for my mother, |
| Who could no longer sell her virginity, |
| Because people would buy it, |
| Always believing to do well |
| Long ago there was a Messiah, |
| He came from somewhere else, from another galaxy, |
| And people killed him |
| They thought they were doing well |
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