| BYZ:
| BYZ:
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| Ge mig de ge mig nått mera i från baren
| Give me they give me something more in from the bar
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| Kliver på kommunicera lever dagen
| Steps to communicate live the day
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| Ser du hon där ser du hon men
| If you see her there, you see her but
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| ser du hennes omfång
| do you see her scope
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| ge den dära kroppen en omgång
| give that body a go
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| kom kom gör de bra
| come come they do well
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| är det klart slut?
| is it over?
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| Dricker mer så hon börjar se bra ut
| Drinks more so she starts to look good
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| När hon ler så när hon slänger på smilet
| When she smiles like that when she throws at the smile
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| är de inte längre nå tvivel
| are they no longer reaching doubt
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| KRISS:
| CRISIS:
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| hun var dama som, alltid bare fikk dritt
| she was the lady who, always just got shit
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| dama som, aldri kunne få brad pitt
| lady who, could never get brad pitt
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| en stygge andunge, fikk ingen drømmefyr
| an ugly duckling, got no dream guy
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| ingen lykkelig slutt, dette ekke et eventyr.
| no happy ending, this not an adventure.
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| men er du storkar, på en god dag.
| but are you storks, on a good day.
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| og blar opp noe vodka i en god bar.
| and flips up some vodka in a good bar.
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| om du drikker deg skjevere enn tårnet i pisa
| if you drink more skewed than the tower in pisa
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| kan du drikke henne jevere enn mona lisa.
| can you drink her jevere than mona lisa.
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| ERIK:
| ERIK:
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| Hva hadde skjedd, skjønte ikke det spor
| What had happened, it did not understand traces
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| Kunne hun ha klart å bare drikke det bort
| Could she have managed to just drink it away
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| Ikke så fort, ble bare finere etter det
| Not so fast, just got nicer after that
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| vinen gjorde henne nitti kilo lettere
| the wine made her ninety pounds lighter
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| så ut som en litt femi mann for en time siden
| looked like a little femi man an hour ago
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| nå var hun britney kan det være hvitvinen
| now she was britney it could be the white wine
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| som gjorde låvedøra hennes om til skinke
| which turned her barn door into ham
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| kan vinen funke som slankekur og sminke
| the wine can serve as a diet and make-up
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| REF:
| REF:
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| Du skremte meg først, men jeg var tørst
| You scared me at first, but I was thirsty
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| Så drakk jeg deg pen som prinsesse Madeleine *2
| Then I drank you pretty like Princess Madeleine * 2
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| Yeah yeah,
| Yeah yeah,
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| Har mine ølbriller på, øh øh øh ølbriller på *4
| I have my beer glasses on, uh uh uh beer glasses on * 4
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| BYZ:
| BYZ:
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| In i bilen baby
| In the car baby
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| Jag diggar stilen baby
| I love the baby style
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| Jag hade helt glömt bort dina kilon baby
| I had completely forgotten your kilos baby
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| More cushin for the pushin
| More cushin for the pushin
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| ush vilken rush och byzan han är turstig
| ush what a rush and byzan he is lucky
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| super henne lustig
| super her funny
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| hon ser ut som Beyonce
| she looks like Beyonce
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| men efter all sprit är det inte så konstigt
| but after all the booze, it's not so strange
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| nu kommer du hit baby nu har vi sex
| now you come here baby now we have sex
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| sen är det back to the gym back to D — Flex
| then it's back to the gym back to D - Flex
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| KRISS:
| CRISIS:
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| Hun ble villere, av med fillene
| She got wilder, got rid of the rags
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| Med nok vin kan du drikke av henne brillene
| With enough wine you can drink from her glasses
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| shots gjør hun fancy, vin gjør henne classy
| shots make her fancy, wine makes her classy
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| hun svinger seg som babe gjør i dirty dancing
| she swings like babe does in dirty dancing
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| hun er dronningen i enhver skitten bule
| she is the queen of every dirty bulge
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| Og hun lyser opp gulvet som en disco kule
| And she lights up the floor like a disco ball
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| Hun er ex heks, nå vil hun ha sex
| She's ex witch, now she wants sex
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| øl briller på, check, ready, set
| beer glasses on, check, ready, set
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| ERIK:
| ERIK:
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| Trodde aldri jeg skulle røre det beistet
| Never thought I would touch that beast
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| Virka feit med den teiteste sveisen
| Seems greasy with the dumbest weld
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| hun ble tightere, kanskje alright men
| she got tighter, maybe alright but
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| seinere ble hun heitere enn peisen
| later she became hotter than the fireplace
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| i sta var hun alt annet enn hot
| in stubbornness she was anything but hot
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| nå var hun faen så flott, en slags askepott
| now she was fucking so beautiful, a kind of cinderella
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| hun ble så søt som en smak av honning
| she became as sweet as a taste of honey
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| hun var plutselig ballets dronning
| she was suddenly the queen of ballet
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| REF*
| REF *
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| I’m fat, I’m single, I’m ready to mingle *4
| I'm fat, I'm single, I'm ready to mingle * 4
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| REF* | REF * |