Lyrics of Vaig calent - Els Pets

Vaig calent (original)

Diumenge al matí m’aixeco del llit
Miro sota els llençols i sé que la tinc aquí
És més fort que jo, quasi una obsessió
Tinc el cervell sota dels pantalons
Dimarts cap al tard fotent-me un tallat
Em miro la bragueta i ja torno a estar trempat
Vull sortir un moment perquè em toqui el vent
Abans no em vingui una glopada de llet
Les dones se m’espanten quan vaig pel carrer
Les velletes del barri i els gossos també
No ser si n’estic fent un gra massa
Doctor Corbella no sé què em passa!
Però vaig calent de valent, sempre tant calent
Tothom ho comenta, ho sap tota la gent
Calent de valent, sempre tant calent
Només hi ha una cosa que em faci estar content
Divendres al vespre miro la finestra
Veig a la veïna i em venen ganes de festa
Com si hi hagués un gat, el tinc mig escaldat
La cadernera s’amaga allà al terrat
Dissabte a la nit, al pub atemorit
Tancat al lavabo tractant de resistir
Truca la mestressa, diu que em doni pressa
La pobra dona pensa que faig pipí
Les dones se m’espanten quan vaig pel carrer
Les velletes del barri i els gossos també
No ser si n’estic fent un gra massa
Doctor Corbella: No se què em passa!
Però vaig calent de valent, sempre tant calent
Tothom ho comenta ho sap tota la gent
Calent de valent, sempre tant calent
Només hi ha una cosa que em faci estar content

(translation)

Sunday morning I get out of bed
I look under the sheets and know I have her here
He is stronger than me, almost an obsession
My brain is in my pants
Tuesday afternoon getting a cut
I look at my fly and I'm soaked again
I want to go outside for a moment so that the wind touches me
Before I get a sip of milk
Women scare me when I walk down the street
The old ladies of the neighborhood and the dogs too
Not if I'm making too much of it
Doctor Corbella I don't know what's wrong with me!
But I'm very hot, always so hot
Everyone is talking about it, everyone knows it
Hot as hell, always so hot
There is only one thing that makes me happy
Friday evening I look out the window
I see the neighbor and I feel like partying
As if there was a cat, I have it half scalded
The goldfinch is hiding there on the roof
Saturday night at the dreaded pub
Locked in the toilet trying to resist
The teacher calls, says to hurry me up
The poor woman thinks I pee
Women scare me when I walk down the street
The old ladies of the neighborhood and the dogs too
Not if I'm making too much of it
Doctor Corbella: I don't know what's wrong with me!
But I'm very hot, always so hot
Everyone is talking about it, everyone knows it
Hot as hell, always so hot
There is only one thing that makes me happy