Translation of the song lyrics Mosquits a l'aixeta - Els Pets

Mosquits a l'aixeta (original)

L’Agustí no era pas un noi massa esbojarrat
El què passa és que mai no es menjava ni un torrat
Era tímid, calb i li cantava l’alè
I a més no tenia carnet
Un bon dia a casa veient l'"Àngel Casas Show"
Es va posar com una moto i va dir «ja n’hi ha prou»
Va sortir de casa amb calçotets nets i caler
I en una hora ja estava satisfet
Mosquits a l’aixeta
Això et passa per no pujar-te la bragueta
Mosquits a l’aixeta
Què faràs?, què faràs?
L’endemà de bon matí quan volia pixar
Va notar que els baixos no paraven de picar
Volia anar al metge però li feia tall
Sis mesos més tard el tall li van fer allà avall
La moral d’aquesta història és fàcil d’esbrinar
Folla tant com vulguis però abans has de demanar
Certificat mèdic, una revisió
I, per si de cas, posa’t condó
Mosquits a l’aixeta
Això et passa per no pujar-te la bragueta
Mosquits a l’aixeta
Què faràs?, què faràs?

(translation)

Agustí was not a very crazy boy
The thing is, he never ate a single piece of toast
He was shy, bald and his breath sang
And besides, he didn't have a license
A good day at home watching the "Àngel Casas Show"
He got on like a motorcycle and said "enough is enough"
He left the house in clean and warm underpants
And within an hour I was already satisfied
Mosquitoes in the tap
This happens to you for not raising your fly
Mosquitoes in the tap
What will you do? What will you do?
The next morning when I wanted to pee
He noticed that the bass kept biting
He wanted to go to the doctor but he was cut off
Six months later the cut was made down there
The moral of this story is easy to figure out
Fuck as much as you want but you have to ask first
Medical certificate, a review
And, just in case, wear a condom
Mosquitoes in the tap
This happens to you for not raising your fly
Mosquitoes in the tap
What will you do? What will you do?