Translation of the song lyrics No soc un forat - Els Pets

No soc un forat (original)

Ja n’estic fins els ovaris
Que em tractis com un embut
Sempre que em giro d’esquena
Segur que em mires el cul
El fet de que estigui bona
No vol dir pas que no pugui pensar
Així que fes-te a la idea que jo a més de mamelles
Tinc un cervell desenvolupat
Au, corre posa-t'hi aigua freda
O fes-te eunuc que està molt ben pagat
No és que vagi d’estreta
O sigui de l’Opus Dei
Però prefereixo ser monja
A anar amb un que sempre va calent
Tu te les dones de mascle
Però el que ets és un pobre desgraciat
I perquè tu en tinguis ganes, no m’haig d’obrir de cames
Com si fos un moble comprat
Així que si tens molta trempera
Serà millor que t’hi posis un tap
Perquè no sóc un forat
No sóc un forat
Nen, posa-t'ho al cap
Que jo no sóc un forat
Només de veure’t la cara
O de sentir-te parlar
No em costa gaires problemes
Veure com acabaràs
Gastant-te el sou anant de meuques
Solter, trist sol i abandonat
I el dia que no se t’aixequi
Allò que és l'únic obsequi
Que quan vas nèixer et van atorgar
Ja no tindràs cap raó per viure
I ben segur que ràpid acabaràs…
Dins un gran negre forat
Dintre d’un forat
Per fi per tu sol tindràs
Tot un enorme forat

(translation)

I'm down to my ovaries
That you treat me like a funnel
Whenever I turn my back
You must be looking at my ass
The fact that she is good
It doesn't mean he can't think
So get used to the idea that I have more breasts
I have a developed brain
Oh, run, put cold water on it
Or become a highly paid eunuch
It's not that it's tight
Either from Opus Dei
But I prefer to be a nun
Go with one that's always hot
You take them as a man
But what you are is a poor wretch
And because you want it, I don't have to open my legs
As if it were a piece of furniture
So if you have a lot of tempera
You'd better wear a cap
Because I'm not an a-hole
I'm not an a-hole
Kid, get it in your head
That I'm not an a-hole
Just by seeing your face
Or to hear you speak
It doesn't cost me much trouble
See how you end up
Spending your salary on the go
Single, sad alone and abandoned
And the day you don't wake up
That which is the only gift
That you were given when you were born
You will no longer have any reason to live
And I'm sure you'll finish quickly...
Inside a big black hole
Inside a hole
At last you will have only yourself
A huge hole