Lyrics of Kong Christian XI - Bisse

Kong Christian XI (original)

For at gøre en lang historie kort
Jeg var ude at gå en tur i skoven med min far
Han fortalte mig at jeg sku' være konge af Danmark
Jeg er kommet ud til Kronborg for at blive kronet
Tro mig, jeg er verdens mest kærlige menneske
Men nu har jeg nået det punkt hvor jeg ikke kan mere
Nu må andre tage over og hjælpe mig
Med at styre riget
Jeg har givet og givet
Jeg er Kong Christian XI
Kong Christian XI
Kong Christian XI
Kong Christian XI
Nu må vi se
Vi skal have taget prøver af vandet
De har puttet et eller andet i det
Tankerne kværner rundt i mit hoved
Jeg har ikke sovet hele natten
Hvor ligger den nærmeste psykiatriske afdeling?
Nej vent, jeg har ombestemt mig
Vil I tage en taxa med mig?
Nu må andre tage over og hjælpe mig
Med at styre riget
Jeg har givet og givet
Jeg er Kong Christian XI
Kong Christian XI
Kong Christian XI
Kong Christian XI
Og jeg vil aldrig nogensinde stole på dig igen
Aldrig nogensinde
Aldrig nogensinde

(translation)

To cut a long story short
I was out for a walk in the forest with my father
He told me that I was to be king of Denmark
I have come out to Kronborg to be crowned
Believe me, I am the most loving person in the world
But now I've reached the point where I can't take it anymore
Now others have to take over and help me
With ruling the kingdom
I have given and given
I am King Christian XI
King Christian XI
King Christian XI
King Christian XI
Now must we see
We must have taken samples of the water
They put something in it
Thoughts swirl around in my head
I haven't slept all night
Where is the nearest psychiatric ward?
No wait, I've changed my mind
Will you take a taxi with me?
Now others have to take over and help me
With ruling the kingdom
I have given and given
I am King Christian XI
King Christian XI
King Christian XI
King Christian XI
And I will never ever trust you again
Never ever
Never ever