Lyrics of Minus Til Plus - Shu-Bi-Dua

Minus Til Plus (original)

Håret er kort
Bukserne strammer de rigtige steder, og livet er hårdt
Natten er våd
Asfalten rødmer af neon-reklamernes tvivlsomme råd
Have a coke and a smile, se dig selv i et spejl
Gebisset;
blevet sort
Sikke noget lort
Hvis det sorte ska' af, ska' du brug' Colgata
Og ta' dig så en lur (når du vågner op)
Er bisserne fulde af fluor, men det' den eneste vare, der dur
Minus til plus
Den suger så meget, så man bli’r helt tør i halsen
Bajer og sport
Tag dig en øl under kampen, så taber I dobbelt så stort
Gør som ti ud af ni, det er demokrati
Må man lugte af sig selv?
(Nej-nej-nej-nej-nej)
Det hele ska' dufte af Vel
Følg med strømmen min ven, uden at vide hvorhen
Reklamen viser vej
Du' verdens bedste forbruger af den eneste vare, der dur
Gør som ti ud af ni, det er demokrati
Må man lugte af sig selv?
(No-no-no-no-no)
Det hele ska' lugte af Vel
Følg med strømmen min ven, uden at vide hvorhen
Reklamen viser vej
Du' verdens bedste forbruger, de andre orkestre er sure
Vi' de eneste Shubi der dur

(translation)

The hair is short
The pants are tight in the right places and life is hard
The night is wet
The asphalt is reddened by the dubious advice of neon advertising
Have a coke and a smile, look at yourself in a mirror
The teeth;
turned black
What a piece of shit
If the black is off, you should use Colgata
And then take a nap (when you wake up)
Are the bits full of fluoride, but it's the only product that lasts
Minus to plus
It absorbs so much that your throat becomes completely dry
Bayer and sports
Have a beer during the match and you'll lose twice as much
Do like ten out of nine, that's democracy
Can you smell yourself?
(No no no no no)
It will all smell of Goodness
Go with the flow my friend, not knowing where to go
Advertising shows the way
You're the world's best consumer of the only product that lasts
Do like ten out of nine, that's democracy
Can you smell yourself?
(No-no-no-no-no)
It's all supposed to smell good
Go with the flow my friend, not knowing where to go
Advertising shows the way
You're the world's best consumer, the other orchestras are mad
We're the only Shubi that endure