Translation of the song lyrics Costa Kalundborg - Shu-Bi-Dua

Costa Kalundborg (original)

Der er sket en forurening af den ydre atmosfære
Så meterologerne har lovet, at vi nu får bedre vejr
Eskimoerne får solstik, og Sahara bli’r til is
Og Danmark bli’r det nye tropeferie-paradis
Så er du træt af Syden sne og slud?
— Ta' til det varme nord
Ta' til Costa Kalundborg, hvor de slanke palmer står
Og svajer blidt for brisen bag Jens Hansens bondegård
Fang en haj i Køge Bugt, spis af kærlighedens frugt
Rejs til Danmark — det er billigt, det er smukt
Har du smagt en frikadella?
Den er bare sønderjysk
Få en snak med de lokale, de ka' også tale tysk
Hvis du vil være helt alene, så tag til Harboøre Strand
Ud for Villa Cheminova ruller tromlerne i land
Så er du træt af Syden sne og slud?
— Ta' til det varme nord
Ta' en weekend-tur for to på kamel til Holstebro
Undervejs ska' vi besøge en fabrik, der laver sko
Vi har også fin kultur — se, et smukt bornholmerur
Made in Hong Kong, så 'vi sikre på det dur
Ta' til Costa Kalundborg, hvor de slanke palmer står
Og svajer blidt for brisen bag Jens Hansens bondegård

Costa Kalundborg (translation)

There has been a pollution of the outer atmosphere
So the meterologists have promised that we will now have better weather
The Eskimos get sunstroke and the Sahara turns to ice
And Denmark will become the new tropical holiday paradise
So, are you tired of the Southern snow and sleet?
— Take to the warm north
Go to Costa Kalundborg, where the slender palm trees stand
And swaying gently in the breeze behind Jens Hansen's farm
Catch a shark in Køge Bay, eat the fruit of love
Travel to Denmark — it's cheap, it's beautiful
Have you tasted a meatball?
It is just Southern Jutland
Have a chat with the locals, they can also speak German
If you want to be completely alone, go to Harboøre Strand
Outside Villa Cheminova, the drums roll ashore
So, are you tired of the Southern snow and sleet?
— Take to the warm north
Take a weekend trip for two on a camel to Holstebro
Along the way we will visit a factory that makes shoes
We also have fine culture — look, a beautiful Bornholm watch
Made in Hong Kong, so we make sure it's good
Go to Costa Kalundborg, where the slender palm trees stand
And swaying gently in the breeze behind Jens Hansen's farm