Translation of the song lyrics Lorteparforhold - Magtens Korridorer

Lorteparforhold (original)

Det skete her for en mned siden
At mit parforhold, det gik lidt drligt for tiden
Og pludselig en dag, var det hele s***
Som at skide nare man tror man skal sl en prut
Jeg ved egentlig ikke hvad problemet var
Jeg tror bar' hun syn’s jeg var en kmpe nar
Det er ogs det her biologiske ur Nu er jeg alene mand og jeg er pisse sur
S stare vi her og smiler p hinanden
Jeg fatter nul en skid, det var jo dig der skred
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Folk de ringer af og til fra tid til anden
Med latter I det fjerne, kom nu ud for fanden
Kom ind og f en bajer, tag din kone med
Men hun gare rundt og er gravid oppe I Nordsjlland et sted
Det gare over med tiden, den lger alle sare
Kan du ikke f din elskede, m du elske den du fare
Der kommer altid en pige og en sporvogn til
Du er fra Magtens Korridorer, du kan da score som du vil
S stare vi her og smiler p hinanden
Jeg fatter nul en skid, det var jo dig der skred
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Og jeg tager mig I at sige at vi voksede fra hinanden
At jeg under hende det bedste med ham den anden
At jeg har det ganske godt p trods af hun er get
Vi er stadig de bedste venner og alt sdan noget
Men sandheden skal frem, ja det siger man jo Og sandheden er at jeg synes hun er en so
Og jeg hber rlig talt det gare hende af lort
Og hendes rv eksploderer I en ladeport
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Lorteparforhold (translation)

It happened here a month ago
That my relationship, it went a little bad at the moment
And suddenly one day, it was all s ***
Like fucking when you think you should hit a fart
I do not really know what the problem was
I think she thought I was a great fool
It's also this biological clock Now I'm a man alone and I'm pissed off
Then we stare here and smile at each other
I get a shit, it was you who slipped
Shit couple relationship
Shit couple relationship
Lye-treated wood blinds
Shit couple relationship
People they call from time to time
With laughter in the distance, now get out of hell
Come in and get a beer, bring your wife
But she wanders around and is pregnant up in North Zealand somewhere
It goes on with time, it heals everyone
If you can not have your loved one, you must love the one you risk
There is always a girl and a tram coming
You are from the Corridors of Power, you can then score as you wish
Then we stare here and smile at each other
I get a shit, it was you who slipped
Shit couple relationship
Shit couple relationship
Lye-treated wood blinds
Shit couple relationship
And I take it I say we grew apart
That I under her the best with him the other
That I'm feeling pretty good despite her being gone
We're still best friends and all that
But the truth must come out, yes you say that And the truth is that I think she is a sow
And I honestly hope it makes her shit
And her RV explodes in a charging port
Shit couple relationship
Shit couple relationship
Lye-treated wood blinds
Shit couple relationship