| Jeg står ovre i Irma
| I'm standing in Irma
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| Og glor dumt på pastahylden
| And stare stupidly at the pasta shelf
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| Da et dåsetårn med kattemad ramler
| When a can tower with cat food falls
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| Og jeg får skylden
| And I get the blame
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| En Irmapige smiler og siger 'Det er da iorden'
| An Irish girl smiles and says 'That's all right'
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| Hvad bilder hun sig ind, det var jo ham det svin med skjorten
| What does she imagine, it was him that pig with the shirt
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| Lørdag formiddag er et indkøbshelvede
| Saturday morning is a shopping hell
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| Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaa
| Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaa
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| Henne ved delikatessen
| Her at the delicacy
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| Står der en som jeg kender
| Is there anyone I know?
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| Men jeg gider ikke snakke idag
| But I do not bother to talk today
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| Vi har jo aldrig rigtig været venner
| We've never really been friends
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| Han ser jo popsmart ud og han har altid været et kvaj
| He looks pop smart and he has always been a quack
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| Jeg vender mig om og går den anden vej
| I turn around and go the other way
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| Lørdag formiddag er et indkøbshelvede
| Saturday morning is a shopping hell
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| Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaa
| Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaa
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| Hvad var det nu jeg skulle købe?
| What was it now I had to buy?
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| Jeg prøver på at tænke mig om
| I'm trying to think about
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| Det var vist noget med nogle øller
| It was probably something with some beers
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| For mit køleskab er tomt
| For my fridge is empty
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| Og også noget mad for de allersidste penge
| And also some food for the very last money
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| Jeg må se at blive færdig men det varer sikkert længe
| I have to see to it to be finished but it will probably take a long time
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| Lørdag formiddag er et indkøbshelvede
| Saturday morning is a shopping hell
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| Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaa
| Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaa
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| Efter 30 minutters venten
| After 30 minutes of waiting
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| Så er det endelig mig
| Then it's finally me
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| 133 og en halv
| 133 and a half
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| For et par øller og en leverpostej
| For a few beers and a liver pate
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| Men æv-bæv papnæse narrehat
| But æv-trev papnæse narrehat
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| Jeg har tabt mit Dankort i en brandert i nat
| I lost my Dankort in a branded last night
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| Lørdag formiddag er et indkøbshelvede
| Saturday morning is a shopping hell
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| Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaa | Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaa |