Lyrics Voice Mail Lady - The Key of Awesome

Voice Mail Lady

To lissten to your messeges press 1 to change your personal options press 4 to
lissten to your messages press 1 to disconnect press star
I call you every day but you never get back to me ive been checking my
voicemail obsessively
Its been seven months sice we last spoken
Are you avoiding me or is your phone just broken?
Your sister told me you where seeing someone new
Well i am too and shes hotter than you
Im in love, love im in love with the voicemail lady
Press 1
Im in love, love, love and sehs gonna have my digital baby
Auotoplay on or off?
Thats right girl you’ve been replaced cause shes my soul mate but ive never
seen her face
I love the way she asks me to enter my pin im hot bothered and ready to begin
yah
To turn me on press 1 to controll me press 2 to enter me press 3 to counttiess
press star
Im on the phone so much thay say i get a tumour but im not really worried cause
i think its just a rumore
Im frustrated but i got no choice shes never ever touched me but she gives good
voice
I found the adress of the girl who plays her
Then i put on my tie and my nices blazar
I walked up to the door and i rang the bell and her husband walked out saying
what the hell
«Hello welcome to bitch slap town, you have slected to get your ass kicked
rated R dont ever go near my wife again rated R if you like to get you ass kick
again press 1
Im in love, love, love
Im in love with the voicemail lady
Goodbye
Im in love, love, love im bot sure if i can still have babies?
Im in love, love, love
Im in love with the voicemail lady
Are you still there?