Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Spock Slow Jam, artist - The Key of Awesome. Date of issue: 22.08.2013
Song language: English
Spock Slow Jam |
| Captain’s log, stardate 4307.1. |
| First officer Spock seems to be going through 'Pon Far', |
| which is a period every seven years where Vulcans are going in heat. |
| Seems that if they don’t find a suitable mate, during this 'Pon Far', |
| they can go mad or even die. |
| I’mma have to start using that excuse on my dates. |
| Good one, Champ! |
| Thank you Bones! |
| Needless to say Spock is hornier than a three-pecked tribble on prom night, |
| and has requested R and R. |
| Premission granted, Spock. |
| Go find a cave for that trouser snake before it’s too late! |