| It’s my money, gonna spend it on gum
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| It’s my career, I can do with shark chum
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| It’s my jaw, I can fire it shut
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| I can read Goosebumps, there my favorite books!
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| I got some dirty dishes everywhere
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| Hands in pants 'cause I’m itchy there!
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| I just came to shave my mother
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| Ain’t ever gonna marry Thor’s brother!
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| Now, trying to be a poor man’s Gaga
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| Or an albino Rihanna!
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| Now I’m dating a French guy
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| Made out of French fries!
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| Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
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| I look just like Tweety
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| If he was funny!
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| Gonna give my poor daddy
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| An achey breaky heart attack!
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| (Sweet nibblets!)
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| This is my butt!
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| This is my cooch!
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| And I won’t stop, chewing my gum!
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| Trying really hard to be a G
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| It’s my middle finger to Disney!
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| Freaky hand chop!
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| Pepto Bismol!
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| This is my musical grant for help
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| Can’t buy a clue with all this wealth!
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| No bums!
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| It’s my booty, gonna put it on stuff
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| It’s my booty, I can drag it on a rug!
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| It’s my booty, I can put it on Doug
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| I can put it on a pug
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| Or all of the above!
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| I can try to be classy, but what for?
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| I wanna get my face on Mount Slugmore!
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| Remember only God can judge us
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| Unless you bust it, than judge can judge, uh-uh!
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| Trying to be sexy, but it’s just sad!
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| Is this an American aparallel?
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| I’m not anorexic, just replace breakfast
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| With crack!
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| Now Miley is asleep
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| Nobody make a bleep!
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| Now, get up off your feet
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| I’m gonna show you a cool dance!
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| Now, everybody clap!
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| Take two steps back!
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| I just let on
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| To her hit song!
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| My wife gave birth to a cash machine!
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| Sometimes she’ll let me be in her movies!
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| Cha-ching!
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| Get out Daddy, or else I’m gonna pound you!
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| Don’t you sass me! |
| I can still ground you!
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| For getting that dumb Sharon Stone hair-do
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| And I heard you were dating a French dude!
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| Where is he?
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| Stop Daddy!
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| I’ll kill, you people!
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| Stop Daddy!
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| Die!
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| He’s my boyfriend!
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| I love him!
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| French fry guy!
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| I hate you!
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| (speaks) Tasty! |