Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Game of Pay Thrones (Parody of Maroon 5's "Payphone"), artist - The Key of Awesome. Date of issue: 14.06.2012
Song language: English
Game of Pay Thrones (Parody of Maroon 5's "Payphone") |
| watching Game of Thrones |
| I haven’t left home told everyone that I had the flu |
| it’s an obsession, I’m filled with depression |
| cus it’s the end of season two |
| now, my, friends all tell me that I’ve lost, my grip on real-i-ty they tell me |
| it’s just a nerd show but dragons are real to me someday those dragons will be |
| grown Daenerys will be my queen and when we reclaim the throne |
| you won’t be allowed in our house |
| don’t call me at nine on a sunday night |
| I don’t care who died |
| I’m filling my mind with sword fights and quests, |
| horse lords and incest when Ned died I cried |
| watching Game of Thrones it’s like a black hole |
| wanna kill Joffrey with his own shoes |
| magical kingdoms with naked women |
| and none of them have silicone boobs |
| and if the seven kingdoms, did exist |
| I would drink and party with that imp |
| viserys had gold poured on to his head |
| he’s no fucking dragon now he’s dead |
| ouch |
| I’ll sick my dierwolf on ya |
| if you get in my way |
| he’s actually a chihuahua |
| but he’ll still rip off your face |
| I only leave my apartment |
| to put the rent in the mail |
| that’s right I still pay my bills, |
| cuz Lannister’s repay their debts |
| I’m joining the Knights watch |
| it’s my birthright |
| I’ll stand guard for white-walkers in the snow |
| this wall kind of blows no hot girls, |
| just bros and old crusty guys |
| watching Game of Thrones |
| I feel bad for John Snow |
| it seems like he’s always getting screwed |
| gave up on Mad Men cus, nothing happens |
| except for when Don’s wife sang Zou bisou |
| the Lannister’s all look like surfer dicks |
| Jamie banged his sister she’s a bitch |
| no one knows that King Joffrey’s their kid |
| except for maybe Peter Dink-a-lage |
| this is his best role (rap) |
| This is nothing but nerd shit you better get a damned grip and go outside and |
| get some fresh air |
| get your fat butt un-stuck from that chair ain’t a dragon slayer just a loser |
| in your underwear |
| wait a second did i just see a pair of boobs if you don’t mind imma chill for a |
| few with you, |
| dude why is that girl pretending she a boy yo? |
| oh shit that witch just gave birth to a cloud of smoke |
| how did that hot naked blond chick survive the fire |
| isn’t that Mayor Carcetti from the Wire? |
| I apologize for being so shitty before |
| this show is Lord of the Rings but with titties galore |
| but I’m not sure who I’m supposed to root for |
| I like Rob Stark, but I like the dwarf more |
| call my manager and cancel my tour |
| I gotta read A Storm of Swords |
| Oh, Theon Greyjoy, |
| you were a nice boy til you had those two kids barbequed |
| winter is coming I’m not sure what that means |
| but you can bet it’s probably bad news |
| I’m not playing music anymore |
| from now on you can just be Maroon 4 |
| next time they do The Voice I won’t be there |
| Tell Ceelo his cat can have my chair |
| cus I’m stuck in Game of Thrones |