| Rachel was the prom queen
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| She moved to Hollywood to follow her dream
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| Of banging Jake Gyllenhal
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| Spends the day fixating on her minor flaws
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| She plans to take an acting class
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| But first she gets ass, lip, and cheek implants
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| She wishes she could get back
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| All the money she paid
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| For them to jack up her face
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| Hollywood chicks with their
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| Puffed up lips
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| Got your eye lids done now you look Asian
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| Hollywood chicks with their beach ball tits
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| Getting chopped up and tucked
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| Your lips look like a duck bill
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| Hollywood chicks don’t know when to quit
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| It’s an addiction
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| Look at Meg Ryan
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| Who is giving chicks all these
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| Ducked up lips?
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| Well I guess it must be Dr. Asian Duck
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| First I make you feel bad
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| But like a bellboy I take care of your bags
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| Stretch your face and fix your rack
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| I may be a duck, but I ain’t no quack
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| You come in here with normal eye
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| You leave with a looking like the
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| Bride of Frankenstein
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| If you want to look like me
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| I can duck up your face for a nominal fee
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| All of Hollywood look a just like me
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| Make me laugh so hard
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| Here, you take my card
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| All my patients will have to pay my bill
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| When they get duck bills
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| Plastered to their grill |