Lyrics of Historia de un Tenedor - Santaflow

Historia de un Tenedor - Santaflow
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Historia de un Tenedor, artist - Santaflow. Album song Nacido para Ganar, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 13.06.2019
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Magnos Enterprise
Song language: Spanish

Historia de un Tenedor

(original)
Iba yo en el bus con dolor de muelas
Deseoso de tomar un sabroso espidifen
Pero esa basura te revienta el estómago
Los médicos dicen «mejor después de comer»
El caso es que salí de casa con las prisas
Y solo me había dado tiempo a tomar café
Por eso cogí una lata de anchoas, un tomate, un tenedor
Y en la mochila los eché
De camino a la parada compré el pan
Y cogí la rula de milagro, pa' variar
En el asiento de atrás encontré prensa local
Y leer no leí na', pero me vino genial
Usé el periódico como mantel
Y me dispuse a hacer un bocadillo del diez
Como no tenía cuchillo, la lié bien
Abrí la barra con las uñas y los dientes, ¡imagínate!
Hay que joderse, como lo puse todo de migas
Las marujas me miraban sorprendidas
Y es que una cosa es apañarse un sandwichito de jamón
Y otra, ponerse a abrir latas pa' maquear un flautón
Y si pa' abrir la pistola monté un show de flipar
Pa' hacer rodajas al tomate, no te quiero contar
El tenedor era para pinchar las anchoas
Después de muchos esfuerzos, a gusto pude zampar
Tenía más hambre que Carracuca
Por eso duró unos tres minutos el festín
Los papeles, el aceite y el trocito que dejé
Los tiré bajo un asiento, un poco cerdo sí que soy, lo sé
Pensé en guardarme el tenedor en el petate
Pero no veas cómo olía a pescadilla el condena’o
Por eso y aunque lo sentí por la cubertería
Lo dejé entre los asientos abandona’o
¿Cómo iba a saber yo todo aquello que pasó?
Historia de un tenedor
Ríete cabrón, pero no veas la que se montó
¿Cómo iba a saber yo todo aquello que pasó?
Historia de un tenedor
Tú ríete cabrón, pero no veas…
Se conoce que al buseto se subió un yonkarra
Y se puso en el asiento en el que yo estaba
Como no había ni dios, abrió un poco la ventana
Y sin ponerse colora’o, se empezó a hacer una plata
El conductor que estaba constipa’o, ni se coscaba
Solo condujo hasta llegar a la parada
Donde se subió un ejecutivo, típico estira’o
Que llevaba un día horrible y que volvía to' quema’o
Se sentó dos filas delante del que te cuen…
Y enseguida le llegó el olor a droga adulterada
Por lo visto, aquello no le sentó bien
Y se levantó con cara de loco, pegando voces alteradas
El jodido toxicómano ni se enteraba (Eh, tronco)
Así que el yupi rebota’o le calzó un par de patadas
En ese momento fue que el Yoni reaccionó
Se sacó una chiringuilla del bolsillo y se encaró
El del traje recordó sus tiempos mozos de y se dijo
«Si esta escoria me amenaza, no se queda así»
Evitó el ataque, se hizo rápido con su oponente
Y no paró, hasta que sintió las manos bien calientes
Se dio la vuelta pa' volver hasta su asiento
Entonces lo sintió y se quedó sin aliento
Una aguja fría que en su carne penetraba
Se giró con la mirada ensangrentada y chilló
«¡Me has jodido, seguro que me has pegado el sida!
«Pero te lo juro, de este bus, tú no sales con vida»
En lo que el vehiculo pasó por la rotonda
El adicto al jaco se llevó tremenda tunda
Qué mundo tan pequeño, aquel bigardo encontró el tenedor
Y poseído por la furia, lo utilizó
Dice el informe que en la cuenca del globo ocular penetró
Y que la pérdida de masa fulminó al Yon
¿Cómo iba a saber yo todo aquello que pasó?
Historia de un tenedor
Ríete cabrón, pero no veas la que se montó
¿Cómo iba a saber yo todo aquello que pasó?
Historia de un tenedor
Tú ríete cabrón, pero no veas… joder
Voy a ser sincero, ¡Me la sudan los dos!
Es más, por su culpa me he buscado una movida
El ejecutivo agresivo, llevaba guantes el cabrón
Y encontraron mis huellas en el curioso arma homicida
(translation)
I was on the bus with a toothache
Eager to take a tasty espidifen
But that shit makes your stomach bust
Doctors say "better after eating"
The fact is that I left home in a hurry
And I only had time to drink coffee
That's why I took a can of anchovies, a tomato, a fork
And I put them in the backpack
On the way to the stop I bought the bread
And I took the miracle roll, for a change
In the back seat I found local press
And I didn't read anything, but it was great for me
I used the newspaper as a tablecloth
And I set out to make a ten sandwich
Since I didn't have a knife, I messed it up
I opened the bar with my nails and my teeth, go figure!
You have to fuck yourself, as I put all of crumbs
The marujas looked at me surprised
And it is one thing to manage a little ham sandwich
And another, start to open cans to make a flute
And if to open the gun I put on a freak show
To make tomato slices, I don't want to tell you
The fork was to pierce the anchovies
After many efforts, I was able to eat
I was hungrier than Carracuca
That's why the feast lasted about three minutes
The papers, the oil and the piece that I left
I threw them under a seat, a bit of a pig yes I am, I know
I thought about keeping my fork in my backpack
But don't see how the condemnation smelled like whiting
For that and although I felt sorry for the cutlery
I left it between the abandoned seats
How was I supposed to know everything that happened?
Story of a fork
Laugh bastard, but do not see the one that was mounted
How was I supposed to know everything that happened?
Story of a fork
You laugh bastard, but don't see...
It is known that a yonkarra got on the bus
And he got in the seat that I was in
Since there was no god, he opened the window a little
And without turning red, they began to make silver
The driver who was constipated, didn't even coscaba
He only drove until he reached the stop
Where an executive got on, typical stretched out
That he had a horrible day and that he came back to burn
He sat two rows in front of the one who told you…
And right away he got the smell of adulterated drugs
Apparently, that didn't sit well with him
And he got up with a crazy face, hitting altered voices
The fucking drug addict didn't even know (Hey, trunk)
So the yuppie bounced or gave him a couple of kicks
It was at that moment that the Yoni reacted
He took a chiringuilla out of his pocket and faced
The one in the suit remembered his youthful days and said to himself
"If this scum threatens me, it doesn't stay that way"
He dodged the attack, made quick with his opponent
And he didn't stop, until he felt his hands very warm
He turned around to go back to his seat
Then he felt it and he gasped
A cold needle that penetrated his flesh
He turned around with bloody eyes and yelled
“You screwed me up, I'm sure you gave me AIDS!
«But I swear to you, you will not get out of this bus alive»
As the vehicle passed through the roundabout
The jaco addict took a tremendous beating
What a small world, that bigardo found the fork
And possessed by fury, he used it
The report says that in the basin of the eyeball penetrated
And that the loss of mass killed the Yon
How was I supposed to know everything that happened?
Story of a fork
Laugh bastard, but do not see the one that was mounted
How was I supposed to know everything that happened?
Story of a fork
You laugh bastard, but don't see... damn
I'm going to be honest, both of them sweat me!
What's more, because of him I have looked for a move
The aggressive executive, the bastard wore gloves
And they found my prints on the funny murder weapon
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