Lyrics of Tommy Wiseau - Pede B, Loke Deph, DJ Noize

Tommy Wiseau (original)

Du ved slet ikk' hvorfor de råber af dig
Men dit liv er blevet fyldt med dåselatter
Du' blevet en nikkedukke, når du spiller på det
Folk er blevet fans, men af de forkerte grunde
Fuck om de ka' forstå dig
Op på sofaen som Tom Cruise i Oprah
Ha, dine ambitioner var et andet sted
Nu' det fandme tid til at falde ned
Tommy Wiseau!
Tæl til ti før du får et talerør
Pas på du ikk' får slag som den gale gør
Ku' se det tidligt, vi sagde det før
Du burde vide, det' noget alle bør
Har set dig græde, det var lidt for meget
Det var flovt for dig, troede jeg du fik forklaret
Burde få det pinligt ellers er du sluppet billigt
Slår drinken ud af hånden på dig, du har drukket rigeligt
Gurgler til din interviewer
Gi’r dig ikk' en spalteplads, hvis ikk' du sutter pik og sluger
Drømte mere end de turde, et par uger
Din familie buh’er til koncerterne, de' pisse sure
Gode tider med en dårlig idé
Så nu står de' skovler sne til de går med en ble
Du ved så'n er du, de kom og de så
De tog hva' de ku' få ligesom Tommy Wiseau
Du ved slet ikk' hvorfor de råber af dig
Men dit liv er blevet fyldt med dåselatter (Tommy Wiseau!)
Du' blevet en nikkedukke, når du spiller på det
Folk er blevet fans, men af de forkerte grunde (Tommy Wiseau!)
Fuck om de ka' forstå dig
Op på sofaen som Tom Cruise i Oprah (Tommy Wiseau!)
Ha, dine ambitioner var et andet sted
Nu' det fandme tid til at falde ned
Tommy Wiseau!
Det var ikk' som du havde forestillet
Men din rolle var for overspillet
Mistede overblikket, da du skred for hårdt i svinget
Hovedet ned i mudderet, sikke et forbillede
Det' svært at underholde uden chokeffekten
Låst i en rolle, hopper op af æsken
Det gør ondt at stoppe, når du holder festen
Selvom du mærker bunden komme og den lokker næsten
Motorvej mod bundholdet
Som om din GPS var rundtosset
Nu minder du schweizerknive, når du plaprer op
Hundrede muligheder, ender med bare at åbne bajer op
Hvorfor forsøge at løse det
Og modstå ar gi' fanden en storetå, er for de ambitiøse?
Du har et følge, tillykke!
Det' OK, men som en blowjob med kondom på - jeg ka ikk' føle det
Hundrede dansebjørne slås om projektørskær
Med næb og klør til de seriøst er døden nær
Målet helliger midlet, så det føles fair
For de mange øjne skinner ligesom søde sager
Du ved slet ikk' hvorfor de råber af dig
Men dit liv er blevet fyldt med dåselatter (Tommy Wiseau!)
Du' blevet en nikkedukke, når du spiller på det
Folk er blevet fans, men af de forkerte grunde (Tommy Wiseau!)
Fuck om de ka' forstå dig
Op på sofaen som Tom Cruise i Oprah (Tommy Wiseau!)
Ha, dine ambitioner var et andet sted
Nu' det fandme tid til at falde ned
Tommy Wiseau!

(translation)

You do not know at all why they are shouting at you
But your life has been filled with canned laughter
You've become a nod doll when you play on it
People have become fans, but for the wrong reasons
Fuck if they can understand you
Up on the couch like Tom Cruise in Oprah
Ha, your ambitions were somewhere else
Now it's fucking time to fall down
Tommy Wiseau!
Count to ten before you get a mouthpiece
Be careful not to get hit like the madman does
Ku 'see it early, we said it before
You should know it's something everyone should
Have seen you cry, it was a little too much
That was embarrassing for you, I thought you got explained
Should get it embarrassing otherwise you got away cheap
Knock the drink out of the hand of you, you have drunk abundantly
Gargles for your interviewer
Do not give yourself a slot if you do not suck cock and swallow
Dreamed more than they dared, a few weeks
Your family buhs for the concerts, they 'piss sour
Good times with a bad idea
So now they stand 'shoveling snow until they go with a diaper
You know who you are, they came and they saw
They took what they could get like Tommy Wiseau
You do not know at all why they are shouting at you
But your life has been filled with canned laughter (Tommy Wiseau!)
You've become a nod doll when you play on it
People have become fans, but for the wrong reasons (Tommy Wiseau!)
Fuck if they can understand you
Up on the couch like Tom Cruise in Oprah (Tommy Wiseau!)
Ha, your ambitions were somewhere else
Now it's fucking time to fall down
Tommy Wiseau!
It was not as you had imagined
But your role was too overplayed
Lost track as you slid too hard into the bend
Head down in the mud, what a role model
It's hard to entertain without the shock effect
Locked in a roll, jumps out of the box
It hurts to stop when you are having the party
Even if you feel the bottom coming and it almost entices
Highway towards the bottom team
As if your GPS was crazy
Now you remember Swiss Army knives when you chat
Hundreds of options, end up just opening beers up
Why try to solve it
And resist ar give 'the devil a big toe, is for the ambitious?
You have an entourage, congratulations!
It's OK, but like a blowjob with a condom on - I can not feel it
Hundreds of dancing bears fight over spotlights
With beaks and claws until they are serious, death is near
The goal sanctifies the means so that it feels fair
For the many eyes shine like sweet things
You do not know at all why they are shouting at you
But your life has been filled with canned laughter (Tommy Wiseau!)
You've become a nod doll when you play on it
People have become fans, but for the wrong reasons (Tommy Wiseau!)
Fuck if they can understand you
Up on the couch like Tom Cruise in Oprah (Tommy Wiseau!)
Ha, your ambitions were somewhere else
Now it's fucking time to fall down
Tommy Wiseau!