Lyrics of Turen Hjem - Pede B

Turen Hjem (original)

Prøv lige og fortæl den der gang
Om den release-fest, dengang jeg ik' var med
«Årh, det er pænt lang tid siden»
Kan du huske det?
«Jaja, det gik fuldstændig galt, det der»
Prøv og fortæl hvad der skete
«Okay okay, prøv og hør her»
Jeg var teenager, der som så mange andre
Sku' ud og mærke verden, og ud og presse grænser
Jeg husker særligt en bestemt nat, der endte med at
Jeg egentlig lignede et kæmpe skvat
Jeg var sammen med Mikkel, Morten, Skurken, Kloen og 5-dob
Plus en masse ekstra folk jeg ik' kender specielt godt
Cirka 2002 til et releaseparty
Dengang man løb barnlig rundt og synes man var lidt farlig
Vi sku' fejre en plade nogen sku' udgive
Og selvom jeg var broke, burde det da være mulig
Prøvede til forfest og blive så fuld som vi ku' bli'
Selvom pengepungen havde fået sig lidt bulimi
Nå men vi ankom, som en rimelig rowdy gruppe
Udover at blive meget fulde var planerne mangelfulde
Pragtfulde folk, og tosser fra min branche
Sku' afslutte lidt sprut, inden klokken blev for mange
Okay, så I var ?, Mikkel, Kloen, Lillemanden, og Morten?
«Ja»
Okay, så der blev spillet pænt dum den aften?
«Fuldstændig»
Hvor var det henne?
«Et af de der skodsteder inde I centrum
La' mig lige, la' mig lige prøve at fortælle videre»
Aften skred frem som forventet, baren blev væltet
Okay det' løgn, men vi fik os da et par hak I bæltet
Alle kender følelsen af et par shots for meget
Folk kigger på mig som om jeg var ude og optræde
Så jeg hev mobilen frem, og ringede til min far
Sagde jeg var flad og ik' ville sove på et pissoir
Men jeg fortalt' ham min skudsikre plan
Var at betale ham den første hvis han lagde en hund I entréen
Jeg ville væk fra den her krog af min by
Og måtte tage en vogn, for mine ben var tungere end bly
Chaufføren talte med en kraftig accent
Men jeg var hamrende lam, sagde «pengene har jeg klar når vi' frem'»
Det virkede virkelig bare på ham
Som om at det var fint nok, vi trillede væk fra det der arrangement
Og troede alt var godt indtil han farede op
Da jeg sagde hvor fedt det var jeg måtte komme med når jeg var bankerot
«Du ik' køre taxa hvis du ik' har penge med
Du forstå?
I danskere, I er altid så dum'
Hey, ??»
Men, det' sgu da også pænt dumt at la' vær' med at have penge med når man tager
en taxa
«Nej-nej-nej, min far havde jo lagt en hund frem derhjemme, der var styr på det,
jeg lånte af ham»
Nåå, så det var chaufføren der ik' ku' forstå det?
«Nej åbenbart ik'»
Okay, men hvad skete der så?
«Ja, nu skal du høre»
Han var skidesur og råbte en masse
Om at det ikke ku' passe, skældte mig ud før han valgte at standse
Kørt' ind til siden mens jeg prøvede og forklar'
At vi sku' køre væk derfra, jeg lånte mønter af min far
Så da en politibil den kørte forbi
Vinkede han den ind til siden og begyndte at si'
At jeg var ude på og skide ham et stykke fordi
Jeg ville løbe det øjeblik jeg gik ud af hans bil
Og ingen ville lytte til fulde Pede
De sagde jeg sku' skrue ned for charmen for nu snakkede jeg med politiet
Så efter 5 minutters forhandling, tabte jeg min fatning
Og kaldte betjentene for en masse ting
Smidt op af motorhjelmen, da de arresterede mig
Bilist på vej den anden vej, han råbte op og blandede sig
Jeg lignede nok en idiot når jeg tænker tilbage
Bilisten var min far der undrede sig over hvor jeg blev af
Din far?
Blev han ik' total sur på dig?
«Jojo, han blev mega vred, men han fik overtalt politiet til ik' at anholde mig,
så hey, det ku' være gået langt værre»
Der var lang vej hjem
Ikke kom' I klemme
Havde ingen penge
Sådan kan det hænde

(translation)

Just try and tell it that time
About the release party when I was not there
"Oh, that's a long time ago"
Do you remember that?
"Yeah, it went completely wrong, that there"
Try and tell what happened
"Okay okay, try and listen here"
I was a teenager there like so many others
Go out and feel the world, and out and push boundaries
I especially remember one particular night that ended with that
I actually looked like a giant squat
I was with Mikkel, Morten, Skurken, Kloen and 5-dob
Plus a lot of extra people I do not know particularly well
About 2002 for a release party
Back then you ran around childishly and thought you were a little dangerous
We've celebrating a record someone's releasing
And even if I was broke, that should be possible
Tried to pre-party and get as drunk as we could 'get'
Even though the wallet had gotten a little bulimic
Now but we arrived, as a reasonably rowdy group
Besides getting very drunk, the plans were flawed
Wonderful people, and fools from my industry
Sku 'finish a little booze before the clock got too many
Okay, so you were ?, Mikkel, Kloen, Lillemanden, and Morten?
"Yes"
Okay, so that game was played pretty stupid that night?
"Complete"
Where was she?
"One of those shelters in the center
Let me just, let me just try to tell more »
Evening progressed as expected, the bar was toppled
Okay, that's a lie, but we got a few notches in the belt
Everyone knows the feeling of a few shots too much
People look at me like I was out performing
So I picked up the phone and called my father
Said I was flat and would not sleep on a urinal
But I told him my bulletproof plan
Was to pay him the first if he put a dog in the hallway
I wanted away from this corner of my city
And had to take a cart, for my legs were heavier than lead
The driver spoke with a strong accent
But I was hammering lame, said "I have the money ready when we 'forward'"
It really just seemed to him
As if that was fine enough, we rolled away from that event
And thought everything was fine until he got up
When I said how fat it was I had to come along when I was bankrupt
"You do not drive a taxi if you do not have money with you
You understand?
You Danes, you are always so stupid '
Hey, ?? »
But, it's damn stupid to 'not' have money with you when you go
A taxi
"No-no-no, my father had put out a dog at home that was in control,
I borrowed from him »
Well, so it was the driver who could not understand it?
«No obviously not '»
Okay, but what happened then?
"Yes, now you must hear"
He was shitty and shouted a lot
That it could not fit scolded me before he chose to stop
Driven 'to the side while trying and explaining'
That we should drive away from there, I borrowed coins from my father
So when a police car it drove past
He waved it to the side and began to say '
That I was out and fucking him a bit because
I wanted to run the moment I got out of his car
And no one would listen to Pede to the fullest
They said I should turn down the charm because now I was talking to the police
So after 5 minutes of negotiation, I lost my composure
And the officers called for a lot of things
Thrown up by the bonnet when they arrested me
Motorist on the way the other way, he shouted up and interfered
I probably looked like an idiot when I think back
The motorist was my father who wondered where I ended up
Your father?
Did he not get totally mad at you?
"Jojo, he got really angry, but he persuaded the police not to arrest me,
so hey, it could have gone much worse »
There was a long way home
Do not get 'I squeezed
Had no money
This is how it can happen