Song information  On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Die Klavierlehrerin , by - Udo Lindenberg. Song from the album CasaNova, in the genre Иностранный рокRelease date: 11.12.1988
Record label: A Polydor release;
Song language: German
 Song information  On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Die Klavierlehrerin , by - Udo Lindenberg. Song from the album CasaNova, in the genre Иностранный рокDie Klavierlehrerin(original) | 
| Als ich ein kleiner junge war | 
| Da fragte ich meine mama | 
| Wie wird man ein musikgenie? | 
| Sie sagte: ohne übung nie | 
| Am besten wär's, mein liebes kind | 
| Du lernst das tastenspiel geschwind | 
| Ein päckchen noten schenkt' sie mir | 
| Jetzt gehe hin und lern klavier! | 
| Und schickte mich dann da so hin | 
| Zu der klavierlehrerin | 
| Sie war so groß, war so barock | 
| Ganz breit der arsch | 
| Ganz kurz der rock | 
| Her thighs were fat and white and bare | 
| Her twitching legs came up to here | 
| Dann nahm sie meine fi-hin-ger | 
| Und führte sie hier und da so hin | 
| And then she took his fi-hin-ger | 
| And moved it here and there and then | 
| Meine klavier-lehe-rerin | 
| Nach der etüde | 
| Waren wir so müde | 
| Und dann beim hohen c | 
| Tat es wirklich ein bißchen weh | 
| Am besten war’s beim tiefen h | 
| Da war’s ganz einfach wunderbar | 
| Mit feuchter hose kam ich dann | 
| Zuhaus bei meiner mutter an | 
| Sie sprach: «da gehst mir nicht mehr hin | 
| Zu dieser klavierlehrerin | 
| Please teach me, Please, release | 
| My body — don’t preach me | 
| Kleine augen, Feuchte hose | 
| So kam ich zuhaus bei meiner | 
| Mutter an, Und sie sagt: da gehst | 
| Mir nicht mehr hin, Zu der | 
| Klavierlehrerin, Use my body as | 
| Your keyboard | 
| (translation) | 
| When I was a little boy | 
| So I asked my mum | 
| how to become a music genius | 
| She said: never without practice | 
| It would be best, my dear child | 
| You learn how to play the keys quickly | 
| She gave me a packet of notes | 
| Now go and learn the piano! | 
| And then sent me there like that | 
| To the piano teacher | 
| It was so big, so baroque | 
| Big ass | 
| Very briefly the skirt | 
| Her thighs were fat and white and bare | 
| Her twitching legs came up to here | 
| Then she took my fi-hin-ger | 
| And led them here and there like this | 
| And then she took his fi-hin-ger | 
| And moved it here and there and then | 
| My piano teacher | 
| After the etude | 
| Were we so tired? | 
| And then at the high c | 
| Did it really hurt a little | 
| It was best with the low h | 
| It was simply wonderful there | 
| Then I came with wet pants | 
| At home with my mother | 
| She said: "I don't go there any more | 
| To this piano teacher | 
| Please teach me, please release | 
| My body — don't preach me | 
| Small eyes, wet pants | 
| So I came home at my | 
| to mother, and she says: there you go | 
| Don't go there anymore, Zu der | 
| Piano teacher, Use my body as | 
| Your keyboard | 
| Name | Year | 
|---|---|
| Belalim ft. Sezen Aksu | 1989 | 
| Cello ft. Das Panik-Orchester | 1973 | 
| Romeo & Juliaaah ft. Nina Hagen | 1992 | 
| Wenn du gehst | 2016 | 
| Durch die schweren Zeiten | 2016 | 
| Der einsamste Moment | 2016 | 
| Goodbye Sailor | 1988 | 
| Jonny Controlletti ft. Das Panik-Orchester | 1973 | 
| Göttin sei Dank | 2016 | 
| Dr. Feeel Good | 2016 | 
| Das kann man ja auch mal so sehen ft. Das Panik-Orchester | 1973 | 
| Süsse kleine Sechzehn (Sweet Little Sixteen) ft. Das Panik-Orchester | 1973 | 
| Tutti Frutti ft. Das Panik-Orchester | 1973 | 
| Straßenfieber | 2016 | 
| Gegen die Strömung ft. Das Panik-Orchester | 2003 | 
| Sympathie für den Teufel (Sympathy For The Devil) ft. Das Panik-Orchester | 1973 | 
| As Time Goes By ft. Das Panik-Orchester, Макс Стайнер | 2003 | 
| Salty Dog ft. Das Panik-Orchester | 1973 | 
| Plan B | 2016 | 
| Mein Ding | 2021 |