| This song is a pastiche
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| Of Mariah Carey
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| Arianna, Lady Gaga, Kelly Clarkson and Madonna
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| Every diva anthem is the same
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| I’m fierce and throwin' shade
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| and haters gonna hate
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| how many more songs do people need to hear
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| about tight lit fleek yas queens?
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| About a million
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| This is one huge F.U. |
| you to my ex
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| I hope your life’s a wreck
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| And that you burn in heck
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| You might be saying hey if you’ve moved on
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| You wouldn’t have written this whole song
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| And made a video
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| Nah, screw that do the clappin'
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| Sassy finger waggin'
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| Add cleavage for the flappin'
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| Shove ads in, nice wagon
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| COOL!
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| And I invited models and some former viners
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| DROOOL!
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| Actual Party
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| At least partly
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| Brought my gay army
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| They’re mad corny
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| There’s Paris Hilton, wait is she still a thing?
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| Hot tub time machine went to 2003
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| Celebrity party
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| They’re all tardy
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| Was that Tom Hardy?
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| Not hardly
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| Got Jamie Foxx cus we runnin' this town
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| He’s just here to ask us to keep the noise down
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| My shrink told me to pay you no attention
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| I wrote this song to mention
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| You’re so not my obsession
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| It’s not like I have a voodoo doll of you
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| That I stick hot forks into
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| How’s your neck feel?
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| And the grass under me is astro turf
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| Cus L.A. is a desert
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| Where nothing grows or matures
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| And no I’m not looking for some hair of yours
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| To use for a gypsy curse
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| OOOKA SHAKA!
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| Got more crack than an addict
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| That thong guy is the fattest
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| This party is the saddest
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| So I left in that lyft
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| BYE!
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| But then they made me come right back
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| Because the song’s not done
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| Bubble bath party
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| I just farted
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| Keep it hundo P
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| I also peed
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| Got my real friends here and we are dabbing
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| I didn’t hire them from central casting
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| This song was for Barney
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| Fk Barney
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| I’m still mad you fired me
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| At age thirteen
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| I loved you
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| You loved me
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| You said that we were a happy family |