| Yo, Egoraptor!
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| 'Sup, Danny?
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| This is the last song of what might be the last Starbomb album, which means
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| we’ve gotta bring it!
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| A’ight, let’s go through our rejected song ideas that we never used and find a
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| winner
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| Hell yeah!
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| Yo, what about a song where Eggman cooks eggs
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| That are poisoned and designed to paralyze Sonic’s legs?
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| Or a rap about butts, called Ass-Ass-in's Creed?
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| Or Final Fantasy 50: The Really, Really Final Fantasy?
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| A Smash game where no one fights 'cause they’re all too busy clappin'
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| Silent Hill’s a game about a hill where nothin' happens
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| Or the new Chokèmon game that’s now sweeping the nation
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| About Squirtle trying autoerotic asphyxiation, baby!
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| What about that thing like, where you’re on Yoshi’s back-
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| Y’know, you suggest this every album
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| Hey, just give me a sec!
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| And you’re falling in a pit, and you have to jump away
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| And Yoshi-
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| Falls and dies-
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| It’s really funny, okay?!
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| This is usually the part where I sing the chorus out
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| But we haven’t established what this song is all about!
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| Then I chime in real quick, for just a second
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| As the character delivers a line that reminds us of the joke
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| And I’ll respond with harmonies, isn’t that dope?
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| Maybe a Resident Evil wherein the T-Virus mutates
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| Into the D-Virus that makes all the zombies masturbate
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| Sonic runs and breaks out of the TV like an acrobat
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| And ends up in the real world where he’s fucked by a housecat
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| A bathroom where the toilet is a portal instead-
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| -with another on the ceiling so you’ll poop on your head!
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| An MMO where you’re a prostitute — World of Whorecraft!
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| How about Kingdom Farts… pause for laugh?
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| Bomberman goes through the TSA, and you can guess the rest
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| Or how about if Kirby eats his foes and actually digests?
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| Grand Theft Auto but you’re in a neverending traffic jam!
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| Sonic Boom!
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| Where’s the joke?
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| That is the joke!
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| Oh damn!
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| This is where the song concept should heighten for effect!
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| If you think we use that formula a lot, you are correct!
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| Arin should come back in now, but he’s busy eating lunch!
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| So I’ll just end the chorus with something funny that rhymes
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| Sonic runs so fast, that he keeps on hitting things
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| All his bones start to shatter as he’s flashing, shitting rings
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| He ends up in the ER, where his legs get amputated
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| He learns to run on his hands
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| This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever said
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| A Mortal Kombat game where all the deaths are canon, so there’s only 2 guys
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| left!
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| Ooh! |
| What about if Ganon-
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| Ugh
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| -was riding on a Yoshi, and then falls into a pit-
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| The Splatoon field janitor decides he’s had enough and quits!
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| Wait, I think I’ve got it!
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| Lay it on me genius rapper!
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| What if Mario rode Yoshi and then fell into a-
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| No!
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| Here’s when Brian likes when sound effects get introduced
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| But we used our money on that fart from album two!
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| To bring this record home, we need one more genius breakthrough
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| So now enjoy as we Auto-Tune that fart ten times for you! |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song This Song Sucks , by - Starbomb. Song from the album The Tryforce, in the genre Электроника