Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Luigi's Ballad, artist - Starbomb. Album song Starbomb, in the genre ЭлектроникаDate of issue: 12.12.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: CD Baby
Song language: English
Luigi's Ballad |
| Princess Peach, won’t you listen to my speech |
| I don’t have any stars of invincibility |
| But you’re the brightest star in the sky tonight for me |
| I’m your Luigi |
| What up, bitch?! |
| I got a 1UP, bitch! |
| What’s inside that Question Block? |
| It’s my dick! |
| It’s-a-me a-Mario I’m more Italian than pastrami |
| I’ll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami |
| I saved you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky |
| Must I be a raccoon to get inside your Tanooki? |
| I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you’ve never seen |
| My mushroom’s now mega if you know what I mean |
| So suck it! |
| Mario, you always do this shit |
| I like a girl and then you ruin it |
| By yelling stuff about your dick |
| Until they go away |
| Hey, Luigi, it’s okay |
| That Mario’s a bit risqué |
| Just tell me what you need to say |
| Please don’t be afraid! |
| Oh, Princess! |
| It means so much for me to hear you say that. |
| The only thing I’ve ever wanted to tell you is that- GOD DAMN IT |
| I’m here to pleasure that ass! |
| I’d like to go first, Princess, but I always come last |
| And you say we’ll get together but I’m jackin' off alone |
| Koopa Troopa skeletons aren’t the only Dry Bones! |
| I am tired of your run-around it’s such a fuckin' hassle |
| I go through shit and then you’re in another fuckin' castle |
| You gotta think about it? |
| Well I don’t believe the hype |
| You’ll have a lot of time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe! |
| Oh Em Gee! |
| I can’t decide on which of you should be the guy |
| To take me on your mustache ride that’ll redefine my life |
| I’m ready to give love a shot |
| It’s not about how many coins you’ve got |
| I just know I like you a lot |
| Yo sluts! |
| Check out my yacht! |
| Ugh! |
| Let me take you on a magic kart ride |
| I’ll bust all yo' balloons when I smack your backside |
| We’ll have some fun, I’ll bring my friends along |
| I’ll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong |
| Come on, Peach! |
| It’s time to make your choice! |
| I’m the only plumber that can make your boobies rejoice |
| Green lanky-ass brother ain’t got shit on me |
| It’s time to live out our story of the Princess and the pea (nis!) |
| So! |
| Who’s it gonna be, Princess? |
| I choose… Toad! |
| TOAD?! |
| Well his whole body’s shaped like a dick. |
| Ohhhh, mhm, yeah, definitely |
| Oh, yeah, okay, mushrooms look like dicks, yeah-huh |