| Hey, welcome to Mortal Kombat High School
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| You the new transfer student from Street Fighter High, right?
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| Yeah, I’m Ken
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| I like wearing red and making friends
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| Yay!
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| What’s up, I’m Johnny Cage
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| Lemme show you around
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| I’ll introduce you to the crew
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| And tell you how to get down
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| That hottie doing homework over there is Sonya Blade
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| She’s the most popular girl in our whole entire grade
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| And that’s Liu Kang, his kickflip helped the track team win the relay race
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| Maleena’s sorta sexy, but she’s kinda got a butter face
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| And over there is Raiden, he’s the smartest kid in class
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| And this is Shang Tsung, he’ll pull your spine out through your ass
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| What?
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| You’re in Mortal Kombat High
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| Where the girls are fly
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| And there’s a pretty good chance you’ll die (Like 105% baby)
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| That’s right
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| It’s time to test your might
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| So take your best friend and impale him on these spikes
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| Johnny Cage, I don’t know if I’m gonna fit in at this school
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| Hey, don’t worry Ken, the students here are super chill and cool
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| Scorpion’s romantic and he’s gentle as a deer
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| Look, listen to the new love song he wrote
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| It’s called, «Come Here!»
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| La la la la la la la la la
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| COME HERE!
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| Agh!
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| La la la la la la la la la la la la
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| GET OVER HERE!
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| AHHHHHH!
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| This is Goro, he’s a demon
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| And he really loves to kill
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| He’ll pull your nutsack up over your head
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| And roll you down a hill
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| And Kano, he is criminally insane
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| Oh, by the way, though
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| If I say so, I can make Sub-Zero crush your skull like Play-Doh
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| The moral is Street Fighter High can’t deal with the fatalities
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| And if you fuck with us, your death is an eventuality
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| You better watch your back, 'cause we will be watching you closely
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| And if you step to us, you know that ass is gettin' TOASTY!
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| Yeah-eah-ah!
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| It’s prime time for romance
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| And if you tell her your deal
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| She’ll decapitate you with a fan
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| There is a chance you will not survive this dance
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| There are so many wondrous ways for us to kill your ass
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| Killed at a blood transfusion! |
| (Donatality!)
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| Stabbed while ejaculating! |
| (Masturbatality!)
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| Eating too much pasta! |
| (Carbohydratality!)
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| I’m having trouble peeing
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| That’s a prostatetality!
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| Killed as you’re conceived! |
| (Procreatality!)
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| ¡Muerte Español! |
| (Translatality!)
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| Cut by triple axel! |
| (Figure skatality!)
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| I like it when a girl has a nice personality!
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| Ahem
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| I’ll see myself out |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Mortal Kombat High , by - Starbomb. Song from the album Player Select, in the genre Иностранный рок