Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Smash!, artist - Starbomb. Album song Player Select, in the genre Иностранный рокDate of issue: 15.12.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: CD Baby
Song language: English
Smash! |
| It was a beautiful day |
| And everyone was excited |
| There was a picnic and |
| The whole Nintendo crew was invited |
| Luigi stood up and said |
| Listen everyone, I love you guys |
| You are my best friends in the world |
| You make me glad to be alive! |
| Excuse me, hi there |
| I’m the announcer for a fun new family game |
| It’s called Super Smash Brothers! |
| That sounds nice, how do we play? |
| Well first I’m gonna warp you |
| Into a world of hate and war |
| Where you’ll assault everyone |
| You have ever known and loved before |
| I don’t think I wanna do that |
| Oh, come on, it’ll be a bash |
| Now grab all of your little friends |
| 'Cause it is time for us to motherfucking Smash! |
| Whoa! |
| (wait, no) Let’s go! |
| Kick the shit out of your friends (that is not cool) |
| Have a blast as you beat their ass |
| And then they’re forced to clap for you at the end |
| 3, 2, 1, Smash! |
| Mario, (hey, bro-AGH!) your chode |
| Has been destroyed 200% (I needed that chode!) |
| Can’t we all just get along? |
| Abso-fucking-lutely not, you gotta Smash! |
| The park was destroyed |
| Hundreds of bystanders dead |
| Kirby held Donkey Kong captive |
| In his huge, disgusting head |
| Fox said, «Hey Mario, stop crying |
| Just psyche up and fight instead!» |
| I’m Luigi, all these bloodstains |
| Make my overalls look red! |
| Sonic looked tough |
| 'Til Link kicked him in the stuff |
| The madness of cold-blooded murder’d |
| Overtaken Jigglypuff |
| He blasted Bowser to infinity |
| With one massive-ass hit |
| Then he took three Falcon Punches |
| Like it wasn’t even shit! |
| Is the time almost over? |
| I can’t tell, my face is mashed |
| Don’t worry, Luigi, the clock says |
| 4, 3, 2 (oh no…), 1, Smash! |
| Whoa! |
| (this blows) You know |
| When Mario and Peach team up |
| You are screwed (you're my own brother!) |
| Pikachu’s way less fucking cute |
| When he is trying to electrocute you (Pika-pi!) |
| Samus (whaddya want?) |
| Is pissed you got a small amount |
| Of dirt on her suit (oh, you’re dead, bitch!) |
| That is the last god damn straw! |
| Oh shit I think Luigi’s gonna fucking Smash! |
| Hey, look at me now! |
| I’m beating up friends! |
| I have no regrets |
| This is the fucking best |
| Yes, I can see now |
| We’re having fun in the end |
| Now it all makes sense |
| I guess just because we smash each other, doesn’t mean we’re not brothers |
| Ahh, Mario, you suck! |
| Bite me! |