| Welcome to the Mario Party!
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| 1, 2, 3 and let’s-a go
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| It’s ya boy M-A-R to the I to the O
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| Welcome ya to my big ass fuckin' house up in the hills
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| You can get through the gate if you got the dollar bills
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| Throwin' a Mario party and your ass got invited
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| Ain’t no need to worry or get overexcited
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| This ain’t the kid’s Mario Party, playing games up in a car
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| Dancin', fuckin', gettin' drunk up in my bar
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| All my friends and all my enemies have gathered
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| Sonic’s doin' blow so he be runnin' faster
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| Peach is lookin' fly all in her dress
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| Mega Man’s having a washer-dryer threesome, what a mess!
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| It’s a Mario party baby
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| The 'tendo boys going crazy
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| Everybody’s gettin' smashed and then we’re gonna smash
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| As long as Bowser doesn’t kidnap all the ladies
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| Now my bro Luigi, he never allowed
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| Head in the cloud
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| Wonder what the fool doin' now
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| It’s me! |
| Luigi! |
| My invitation must’ve gotten lost in the mail
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| Damn! |
| This party’s hotter than a club
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| Pikachu electrocutin' playas in the tub
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| Crash Bandicoot gettin' crunk on apple juice
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| Forget about all of your worries 'cause the Goomba’s gettin' loose
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| Back to the old school, Pong paddle’s raisin' it
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| Talkin' about the roof, other paddle’s blazin' it
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| Take a hit from a Chain Chomp’s mouth
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| Sort of a delicate process, shit could easily go south
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| Croft raidin' tombs, if by tombs you mean the brews
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| Playas takin' shots off Professor Layton’s clues
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| Best part about the party is the lack of bros
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| And I’m talkin' about the one who just put green up on my clothes
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| Luigi (Fuck Luigi!)
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| It’s a Mario party, baby
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| The Smokèmon crew’s gettin' hazy
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| The control’s on cruise and the
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| Boos are drinking booze
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| And if I try to hit on Samus she will slay me
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| I ain’t expectin' any guests
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| Must be the hundred thousand pizzas, I’m impressed
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| Tippin' the guy a hundo for thirty minutes or less
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| Here we go open the door, and… oh fuck
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| Hey bro! |
| It’s me! |
| Luigi is here!
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| Now the party can finally start for real
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| Well, I think I’ll turn in for the night
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| It’s getting pretty late, almost 7:45
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| Hey everybody, I’m throwin' a party and everyone here is invited
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| Sonic is ready to bring all the bodies around to my pad expedited
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| Everyone’s comin' so quit all your bummin' about Luigi, he’s a dope
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| So jump in this pipe 'cause it won’t end tonight, holy shit, I did too much coke
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| Take the drugs away from Sonic, please, baby
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| Those gold coins is how you pays me
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| Robotnik is here but he pounded too much beer
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| And no one wants to fight 'cause we’re lazy
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| The Mario Party ain’t over, oh no
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| All the Koopas in the house screamin' «YOLO!»
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| We saw, we came, we conquered the game
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| Take us out Bulbasaur with the solo |