| Hey Ken
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| What’s up, Ryu?
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| You know I think you’re a fucking dick right?
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| Yeah?
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| Well, I think we should settle this shit once and for all with a rap battle to
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| the death
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| Okay
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| Do you think you can stop eating penis long enough to do that?
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| Probably
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| Alright, let’s do this!
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| Round 1! |
| Rap!
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| Fuck you, Ken, you’re such a little fucking bitch
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| I’m gonna break your fucking spine in half and throw you in a ditch
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| Start up a fucking beat and drop the motherfucking bass
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| So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face
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| I’ll break your glass jaw like it was made of fucking straw, man
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| Shredding you up worse than Vega fapping with his claw hand
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| Cammy and Chun-Li don’t think you’re sexy at all
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| They’re both coming home with me, one for each of my balls
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| Like the bonus round car your ass is getting destroyed
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| My cock is more swollen than Zangief’s thyroids
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| Your dick’s three inches hard, I’m working with a soft ten
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| So what you got to motherfucking say to me, Ken?
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| I really don’t appreciate those things you just said
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| I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful
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| And I just, I, I just think that maybe…
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| Yo, an apology is in order
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| Round 2! |
| Rap!
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| It’s my honest suspicion, you’re gonna want a physician
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| Only morticians are the one to help your future condition
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| Cause me whooping on your ass is a time honored tradition
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| So now I’ll do it even faster in the Turbo edition
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| Watch your back, bitch, I’m gonna make you scream
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| My dick shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim
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| Just like Sagat’s chest, you’re gonna need a skin graft
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| Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft
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| My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda
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| I’m the king of dick jungle with my giant anaconda
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| Harness my Chi, beat your ass with a Dao
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| So what you got to motherfucking say to me now?
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| Alright, two can play at this game… dick-penis man
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| Can you lose to me in a rap battle? |
| Shoryuken!
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| Hadouken!
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| You have proven that you are the best
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| You have hadoukened a giant hole in my chest
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| Hey, you did it! |
| You rhymed on beat!
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| Oh yeah, cool!
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| Great job, man! |
| I knew you could do it
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| Thank you so much, I appreciate it
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| Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
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| My scrotums… |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken , by - Starbomb. Song from the album Starbomb, in the genre Электроника