Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken, artist - Starbomb. Album song Starbomb, in the genre ЭлектроникаDate of issue: 12.12.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: CD Baby
Song language: English
Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken |
| Hey Ken |
| What’s up, Ryu? |
| You know I think you’re a fucking dick right? |
| Yeah? |
| Well, I think we should settle this shit once and for all with a rap battle to |
| the death |
| Okay |
| Do you think you can stop eating penis long enough to do that? |
| Probably |
| Alright, let’s do this! |
| Round 1! |
| Rap! |
| Fuck you, Ken, you’re such a little fucking bitch |
| I’m gonna break your fucking spine in half and throw you in a ditch |
| Start up a fucking beat and drop the motherfucking bass |
| So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face |
| I’ll break your glass jaw like it was made of fucking straw, man |
| Shredding you up worse than Vega fapping with his claw hand |
| Cammy and Chun-Li don’t think you’re sexy at all |
| They’re both coming home with me, one for each of my balls |
| Like the bonus round car your ass is getting destroyed |
| My cock is more swollen than Zangief’s thyroids |
| Your dick’s three inches hard, I’m working with a soft ten |
| So what you got to motherfucking say to me, Ken? |
| I really don’t appreciate those things you just said |
| I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful |
| And I just, I, I just think that maybe… |
| Yo, an apology is in order |
| Round 2! |
| Rap! |
| It’s my honest suspicion, you’re gonna want a physician |
| Only morticians are the one to help your future condition |
| Cause me whooping on your ass is a time honored tradition |
| So now I’ll do it even faster in the Turbo edition |
| Watch your back, bitch, I’m gonna make you scream |
| My dick shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim |
| Just like Sagat’s chest, you’re gonna need a skin graft |
| Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft |
| My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda |
| I’m the king of dick jungle with my giant anaconda |
| Harness my Chi, beat your ass with a Dao |
| So what you got to motherfucking say to me now? |
| Alright, two can play at this game… dick-penis man |
| Can you lose to me in a rap battle? |
| Shoryuken! |
| Hadouken! |
| You have proven that you are the best |
| You have hadoukened a giant hole in my chest |
| Hey, you did it! |
| You rhymed on beat! |
| Oh yeah, cool! |
| Great job, man! |
| I knew you could do it |
| Thank you so much, I appreciate it |
| Tatsumaki Senpukyaku! |
| My scrotums… |