| Hey, it’s Link, I’m back and I’m sailing on a ship
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| I’m the King of Red Lions!
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| Yo, I don’t give a shit
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| If there’s one thing I’ve learned from years of saving this land
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| It’s all I really need is a sword and shield in my hand
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| But look over there, that sign says «Beware!»
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| «A giant pit no one can jump you can’t fly through the air!»
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| You’ll need a special item to get through that moat
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| But what do I know, right? |
| I’m just a fucking boat!
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| Fuck, alright, shit, okay
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| I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way
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| But as far as I’m concerned, all I need is «sword play»
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| Shut your fucking elf mouth and take my items, okay?
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| Your quest is long, and the road is tough
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| The path is dark, you’re gonna need a shitload of stuff
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| No lives are spared, you better be prepared
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| Moblin fangs and a boomerang
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| And a cloth to shield that nasty wang!
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| From Majora’s mask to an empty flask
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| Here’s what you need to complete your task!
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| A bow and arrow, nice, and a skeleton key!
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| And a second place trophy from a local spelling bee?
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| A candle with the handle, and a single Velcro sandal
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| Is this an old court order for a drug related scandal?
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| No…
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| Hey boat, all these items hurt my back, its a lot!
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| Pop a Tylenol, you bitch, you’ve got 87 slots!
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| Here’s a hammer that can break any kind of rock that it hits
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| Oh!
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| And a pair of full-size studio drum kits!
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| Ugh!
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| A giant used Q-tip
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| A really small cruise ship
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| A parent’s signature for a Disneyland school trip?!
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| Documents that prove the moon landing was a hoax
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| And a legendary sacred hidden Golden Tome of Fart Jokes!
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| This Wind Waker lets you control the air
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| And this sit maker is a really comfortable reclining chair!
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| The road is long, you must protect that schlong
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| Noble stallions and quake medallions
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| You’re a bigger deal than plumbing Italians!
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| Sour-dough, a herd of buffalo
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| Just a few more things and you’re ready to go!
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| Your grandma’s glass eyeball
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| 80-pounds of drywall
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| And every single item from the March issue of Skymall?
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| A vegan pasta maker
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| The wrestler «Undertaker»?
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| An odd number of crutches and a family of Quakers
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| A basket of muffins
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| A turkey with the stuffin'
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| A pillow that needs fluffin'?
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| A society of puffins!
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| A fresh unopened box of raised-quality potato sacks
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| 46 copies of «The Jerk» on Betamax!
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| It’s getting kinda heavy
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| I don’t care, here’s a Chevy!
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| And the Wacky World of Minigolf
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| Starring Eugene Levy!
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| Oh my god
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| I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
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| Don’t you worry, all that’s left is this single piece of string
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| Whoa… you see?
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| This is exactly why I also packed a spinal surgeon
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| I hate you, boat |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song A Boy and His Boat , by - Starbomb. Song from the album The Tryforce, in the genre Электроника