Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song A Boy and His Boat, artist - Starbomb. Album song The Tryforce, in the genre ЭлектроникаDate of issue: 18.04.2019
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: CD Baby
Song language: English
A Boy and His Boat |
| Hey, it’s Link, I’m back and I’m sailing on a ship |
| I’m the King of Red Lions! |
| Yo, I don’t give a shit |
| If there’s one thing I’ve learned from years of saving this land |
| It’s all I really need is a sword and shield in my hand |
| But look over there, that sign says «Beware!» |
| «A giant pit no one can jump you can’t fly through the air!» |
| You’ll need a special item to get through that moat |
| But what do I know, right? |
| I’m just a fucking boat! |
| Fuck, alright, shit, okay |
| I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way |
| But as far as I’m concerned, all I need is «sword play» |
| Shut your fucking elf mouth and take my items, okay? |
| Your quest is long, and the road is tough |
| The path is dark, you’re gonna need a shitload of stuff |
| No lives are spared, you better be prepared |
| Moblin fangs and a boomerang |
| And a cloth to shield that nasty wang! |
| From Majora’s mask to an empty flask |
| Here’s what you need to complete your task! |
| A bow and arrow, nice, and a skeleton key! |
| And a second place trophy from a local spelling bee? |
| A candle with the handle, and a single Velcro sandal |
| Is this an old court order for a drug related scandal? |
| No… |
| Hey boat, all these items hurt my back, its a lot! |
| Pop a Tylenol, you bitch, you’ve got 87 slots! |
| Here’s a hammer that can break any kind of rock that it hits |
| Oh! |
| And a pair of full-size studio drum kits! |
| Ugh! |
| A giant used Q-tip |
| A really small cruise ship |
| A parent’s signature for a Disneyland school trip?! |
| Documents that prove the moon landing was a hoax |
| And a legendary sacred hidden Golden Tome of Fart Jokes! |
| This Wind Waker lets you control the air |
| And this sit maker is a really comfortable reclining chair! |
| The road is long, you must protect that schlong |
| Noble stallions and quake medallions |
| You’re a bigger deal than plumbing Italians! |
| Sour-dough, a herd of buffalo |
| Just a few more things and you’re ready to go! |
| Your grandma’s glass eyeball |
| 80-pounds of drywall |
| And every single item from the March issue of Skymall? |
| A vegan pasta maker |
| The wrestler «Undertaker»? |
| An odd number of crutches and a family of Quakers |
| A basket of muffins |
| A turkey with the stuffin' |
| A pillow that needs fluffin'? |
| A society of puffins! |
| A fresh unopened box of raised-quality potato sacks |
| 46 copies of «The Jerk» on Betamax! |
| It’s getting kinda heavy |
| I don’t care, here’s a Chevy! |
| And the Wacky World of Minigolf |
| Starring Eugene Levy! |
| Oh my god |
| I absolutely cannot carry one more thing! |
| Don’t you worry, all that’s left is this single piece of string |
| Whoa… you see? |
| This is exactly why I also packed a spinal surgeon |
| I hate you, boat |