Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The New Pokerap, artist - Starbomb. Album song Player Select, in the genre Иностранный рокDate of issue: 15.12.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: CD Baby
Song language: English
The New Pokerap |
| My name is Ash Ketchum baby! |
| My life is back on track |
| But I’ve been in the hospital |
| Since Pika shot me in the sack |
| And I don’t know all the new Pokemons |
| Yo bro, I can help you with that |
| Hey Brock! |
| I’ll do all the singing |
| And you take care of the raps |
| Alright, let’s go! |
| Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine |
| Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk |
| Oh, I know these guys! |
| Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle |
| Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clyde |
| Woah! |
| Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese |
| Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbreak, Commonwhore |
| Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase |
| Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door |
| A-are you serious? |
| You’re not making those up? |
| Those are real? |
| Haha! |
| You know it, bro! |
| Gotta catch em' all! |
| Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast! |
| Oh, there are more |
| Really? |
| Wait, I’m immediately sorry that I asked |
| We’ve got |
| Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle |
| Candyass, Tracklighting, Pick-a-dilly, Man |
| Lamberguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburg, Flavorsaver |
| Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan |
| Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain |
| Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt |
| Oilyshorts, Dad’s sweater, Poppasquat, Hairystump |
| Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt |
| They’re running out of ideas and I can’t take anymore! |
| Don’t worry, there’s only a couple left |
| How many? |
| Uh 300,064 |
| Nooo |
| Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguement, Pillowbite |
| Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty |
| Santajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail |
| FiddlyFaddlyBiddlyBaddlyDiddlyDoodlyHiddlyHoodly |
| Snaggletoosh, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatalanturn |
| Thuma Urman, Bunch-a-nugget, Manglerubber, Catdeer |
| Fuglyrumph, Phlemycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart |
| Freemburglar, Swordtaint, Monkeychunk, Beer |
| Fuck it! |
| You know what? |
| I’m going back to the hospital |
| Ah! |
| My sack, my sweet sweet sack |