| Rolling out motherfuckers it’s the Robots in Disguise
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| Led by Optimus Prime, a bot whose power never dies
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| Cars and vans and planes, fuckin' construction trucks
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| They’re going under cover 'cause Decepticons don’t give a fuck.
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| Autobots, it’s time. |
| We’re rolling out.
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| Right!
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| Oh my God, that truck is Optimus without a doubt!
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| Uh, no I’m not.
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| Yes you are my dearest robot bro
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| You guys been on my lunch box since the 19-fuckin'-80s yo
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| Oh balls! |
| Autobots, listen here
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| I think it’s time to try to find another way to disappear
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| New disguises that our enemies could never recognize
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| Bumblebee become a burger! |
| Prowl you are the side of fries!
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| Huh?
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| Do it! |
| Don’t you wanna light our darkest hour
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| Jazz you’re now a birthday cake, you’ve got the touch I’ve got the flour!
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| Autobots, roll out
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| Let’s show them what we’re all about
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| We’ll catch’em by surprise
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| When we’re in disguise
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| As a trunk full of sprouts,
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| And a tiny Asian girl scout
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| Now the time has come
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| To rock the Decepti-scum
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| You better be alert
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| 'Cause we can now convert
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| To a skirt, Polo shirt
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| And a little mound of wet dirt
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| Megatron will pay
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| As soon as I take on the form of this delightful soufflé, OK!
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| After hours and hours of transforming into stuff
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| The Autobots decided on a plan that’s super duper tough
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| Those Decepti-dicks won’t see us coming at all
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| When we roll up together as random kiosks at the local mall
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| Who’d even take to guess
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| That Bumblebee is selling cellphone chargers for 3 dollars less a cent,
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| They’ll never know we’re here
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| While we’re hawking beauty products making teenage acne disappear
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| As if they could stop Ratchet before bitch
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| He’s combined with Ironhide to form a turkey sandwich
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| And I haven’t even mentioned the ace that’s up our sleeve
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| He rocks a jet engine that’ll make your ears bleed
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| He’ll betray Megatron plus he’s boisterous and loud
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| This is your moment. |
| Come on, Starscream. |
| Now break it down!
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| Hey, this… I'm Starscream-
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| What?
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| I just… I just wanted say that Megatron you-
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| Speak up man.
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| Megatron you’re going down I’m gonna win.
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| Spea-
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| I’m gonna win, I’m Starscream
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| Oh, come on!
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| Starscream rules
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| Alright, you know what? |
| Forget it!
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| Autobots, let’s fight
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| These enemies with all our might
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| Time to do what’s right
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| And transform tonight
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| To 5 kites, egg whites
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| And a family of field mice
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| The Decepticons
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| Are now ten tanks and a giant gun
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| Well Grimlock’s a rake
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| And I’m a warm milkshake
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| There’s a small chance that we made a very tiny mistake
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| Well, it’s too late now
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| We’re the good guys and I’m sure that everything will work out
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| Megatron, you’re going down-
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| Optimus I had real. |
| I a-
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| Starscream, shut up!
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| Oh, mmm-k. |