Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Robots in Need of Disguise, artist - Starbomb. Album song Player Select, in the genre Иностранный рок
Date of issue: 15.12.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: CD Baby
Song language: English
Robots in Need of Disguise |
Rolling out motherfuckers it’s the Robots in Disguise |
Led by Optimus Prime, a bot whose power never dies |
Cars and vans and planes, fuckin' construction trucks |
They’re going under cover 'cause Decepticons don’t give a fuck. |
Autobots, it’s time. |
We’re rolling out. |
Right! |
Oh my God, that truck is Optimus without a doubt! |
Uh, no I’m not. |
Yes you are my dearest robot bro |
You guys been on my lunch box since the 19-fuckin'-80s yo |
Oh balls! |
Autobots, listen here |
I think it’s time to try to find another way to disappear |
New disguises that our enemies could never recognize |
Bumblebee become a burger! |
Prowl you are the side of fries! |
Huh? |
Do it! |
Don’t you wanna light our darkest hour |
Jazz you’re now a birthday cake, you’ve got the touch I’ve got the flour! |
Autobots, roll out |
Let’s show them what we’re all about |
We’ll catch’em by surprise |
When we’re in disguise |
As a trunk full of sprouts, |
And a tiny Asian girl scout |
Now the time has come |
To rock the Decepti-scum |
You better be alert |
'Cause we can now convert |
To a skirt, Polo shirt |
And a little mound of wet dirt |
Megatron will pay |
As soon as I take on the form of this delightful soufflé, OK! |
After hours and hours of transforming into stuff |
The Autobots decided on a plan that’s super duper tough |
Those Decepti-dicks won’t see us coming at all |
When we roll up together as random kiosks at the local mall |
Who’d even take to guess |
That Bumblebee is selling cellphone chargers for 3 dollars less a cent, |
They’ll never know we’re here |
While we’re hawking beauty products making teenage acne disappear |
As if they could stop Ratchet before bitch |
He’s combined with Ironhide to form a turkey sandwich |
And I haven’t even mentioned the ace that’s up our sleeve |
He rocks a jet engine that’ll make your ears bleed |
He’ll betray Megatron plus he’s boisterous and loud |
This is your moment. |
Come on, Starscream. |
Now break it down! |
Hey, this… I'm Starscream- |
What? |
I just… I just wanted say that Megatron you- |
Speak up man. |
Megatron you’re going down I’m gonna win. |
Spea- |
I’m gonna win, I’m Starscream |
Oh, come on! |
Starscream rules |
Alright, you know what? |
Forget it! |
Autobots, let’s fight |
These enemies with all our might |
Time to do what’s right |
And transform tonight |
To 5 kites, egg whites |
And a family of field mice |
The Decepticons |
Are now ten tanks and a giant gun |
Well Grimlock’s a rake |
And I’m a warm milkshake |
There’s a small chance that we made a very tiny mistake |
Well, it’s too late now |
We’re the good guys and I’m sure that everything will work out |
Megatron, you’re going down- |
Optimus I had real. |
I a- |
Starscream, shut up! |
Oh, mmm-k. |