| Yo, listen up! |
| We’re talkin' bout Dark Souls
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| Hardest fuckin' game in the world (Hey)
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| Yo, I just finished this game
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| Far from tame, it puts the rest to shame
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| It’s the hardest motherfucker that I ever defamed
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| Dark Souls shake me up when I remember its name
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| Hey bro, I heard you also beat Dark Souls cold
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| Fuck no, (What?) I couldn’t even clear the tutorial
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| That shit is like a thousand sharks bitin' my nuts (Ew)
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| It’s the spiky dick of Satan all up in my guts (Yeah)
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| Listen, I also had a horrible time
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| Turned my penis to slime and pooped my pants at a random time
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| Ended up convulsing on the floor having seizure after seizure
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| 'Til my body couldn’t take more
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| I’ve died 8000 times (Yeah!)
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| I’ve lost my friggin' mind (Come on!)
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| This game’s impossible to beat within the span of one man’s life (Hell yeah!)
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| Coincidentally, brain-damaged mentally
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| Caved my fuckin' skull in with my cat accidentally
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| Is it dead?
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| Fuck yeah, never stood a chance even
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| Wanted Cuddles locked in battle with the fuckin' Capra Demon
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| Shit fuck yeah my tits exploded from that boss
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| So did mine
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| Chest is drippin' with somethin I’m callin' titty sauce
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| Beat my dad up 'cause I was mad as fuck
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| Lost your souls?
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| And now I lost my dad 'cause he’s dead
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| But I was really mad so you can understand
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| Of course man! |
| Had surgery for broken bones in my hand
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| From punching every single person that I met in the adrenal gland
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| Every try’s the same
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| The hate flows through my veins
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| I’ve had enough, I’m giving up
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| Please jam this fork into my brain (Yo that hurts!)
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| My spirit’s filled with dread
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| I envy the dead
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| I’d rather fight ten starving lions with meat stapled to my head
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| Got so mad from playing Dark Souls
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| So I stole unmarked gold
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| Melted down to fucking lava that I drank so I could fart gold
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| Ended up having to eat charcoal
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| Giving me some very sharp pain in my butthole
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| Fucked a cow, 'cause I couldn’t figure out how
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| It was possible to beat motherfuckin' Ornstein and Smough
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| That’s nothing, built a time machine
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| Walked inside
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| Traveled back in time
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| Took a dump inside Caesar’s Eye
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| Dark Souls fucked me up so much that I died
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| I resurrected back to life and then I started to cry
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| Then I realized that I really don’t know why
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| We keep letting this game fuckin' antagonize
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| Then I ripped out my eyes
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| So as to compromise
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| I will never let Dark Souls traumatize
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| And control my life
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| Made me divorce my wife
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| Hey, the new DLC came out
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| Oh dude, fuck, nice! |
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