| Okay, the microphone is all set up
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| Arin, can you freestyle something off the top of your head so we can check the
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| levels?
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| When I’m spending hours pushing keys
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| My ass needs a cushion, please
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| I don’t wanna stop playin', I’m too busy demon slayin'!
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| I don’t give a fuck, 'cause I’m in my prime, spittin' rhymes
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| While I climb the leaderboards after bedtime
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| My eyes are burnin' and I’m shiftin' and turnin'
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| 'Cause I been sittin' in the same seat for nine hours, XP-earnin'
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| So don’t call me or text me, 'cause this shit’s complex
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| Please, leave the king alone so I can motherfuckin' get
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| These late-game weapons, great fame beckons
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| When I put a video up beatin' the last boss in 30 seconds, fuck!
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| I’m over here, tryin' but consistently dyin'
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| Days and days burned, my wife and friends are cryin'
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| Haven’t seen me in weeks, 'cause it reeks
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| Showers optional, chair squeaks, underwear’s got streaks
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| What am I doin'? |
| Missin' the embrace of a human
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| All it takes is a phone call, and a friendship’s bloomin'
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| I’m shackled by the grind, scientifically formulated to take up the most of my
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| time
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| Sixteen hours is too short, that’s a crime!
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| But that’s the crushin' reality of this fuckin' paradigm.
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| Anyway, I like Mega Man the best, out of all the games
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| Dude, that was awesome, can we use that rap for one of the songs on this album-
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| No! |