| It’s me, Ash Ketchum, coming one more time
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| Pika shot me in the nuts once but now it’s fine
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| We worked it all out and now there’s no more anxiety
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| He took up the guitar and now he’s back in society
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| I’m very proud of Pika, he’s so talented
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| Still the best Pokéfighter and now he shreds
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| Yo, it’s me, Brock, bro! |
| You know I’m gaining fame
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| How about a practice fight to get you back in the training game?
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| Onix, I choose you! |
| Come out and bring the Earthquake
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| And give this little yellow rodent all his ass can take
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| It is time, Pikachu, you have come so far
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| I choose you, now fight!
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| Wait, why’d you bring your guitar? |
| That’s weird
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| Pika!
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| No, Pika…
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| Pika, Pika!
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| Stop playing, please
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| Pika, Pika, Pika, Pika!
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| I need you to fight
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| Oh!
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| Oh my god
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| Pikachu has fainted!
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| Well, that didn’t go as planned
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| Hey, maybe next time take the fucking guitar outta your hands
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| Do you think you can do that for me? |
| (Pikachu!)
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| I don’t speak electric mouse, I can’t understand you
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| Anyway, we’re at the tournament and stakes are high
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| The Pokémon are vicious here, and someone’s going to die
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| Our opponent is fierce, he sent a Tyranitar
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| Now beat his ass, Pika, you’re a superstar!
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| Pika!
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| Stop!
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| Pika, Pika, Pika!
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| Again with this?
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| That is tasty, I have to admit
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| Pika!
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| Tyranitar!
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| Pikachu has fainted! |
| Yeah, no shit
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| This is our last chance to win or I’m going to quit
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| You gotta pull it together, you know what I mean?
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| And fight the newest Pokémon that’s here on the scene
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| Apparently, his name is Saxuffalo
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| He’s a buffalo that plays saxapho… oh no
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| I can’t believe this is really happening
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| Pika! |
| Pika!
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| Pika, Pi!
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| Oh my god
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| Uffalo!
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| This is so stupid!
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| Sounds really good guys
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| Pika Pika Pika Pi!
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| Thank you
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| Pika!
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| Pikachu!
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| This is a fucking mockery
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| Pika!
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| Whatever, Digimon rules
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| Have fun!
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| Saxuffalo!
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| Eat dicks
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| Fuck |