| A fiberglass man stands atop a stone pedestal
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| Wearing blue clothes
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| Who knows, what might he be reaching for?
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| Perhaps he’s hungry
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| His simple gesture signifying his hope for food
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| Very large food
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| Mm, tell me more
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| A 3,000 pound egg sits motionless on the edge of a bank parking lot
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| What secrets does this egg hold?
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| And how big of a frying pan would I need to make it into an omelette?
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| Or I could boil it in my hot tub
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| The giant artichoke nestled in its enclave
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| Causes me to realize that I didn’t really know what an artichoke looked like
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| Because I only see them in dips
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| Tasty dips relegated to the appetizer stage of my meal
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| What is that? |
| It’s an artichoke
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| I need a big ol' tortilla chip
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| Yeah
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| The world’s largest PEZ dispenser is an order of magnitude larger than a real
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| PEZ dispenser
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| But it’s still smaller than I expected
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| It was made by the gifted hands of a PEZ-obsessed man
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| Who is very happy
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| Ha, ha, ha, of course he’s happy
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| Which came first, Randy’s donut shop or the donut on top?
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| Randy remains tight-lipped
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| I don’t know how he squeezed his store under the donut
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| But I know one thing: I’m hungry
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| Mm, gimme some of that sweet, sticky, icky, icky, and blow my mind
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| As I enter town, I see an 8 foot clam perched upon a beautifully landscaped
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| mound
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| Did the artist who molded this concrete creature take the time to include a
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| pretend pearl?
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| I bet it’s beautiful
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| Shazam, it’s the world’s largest clam
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| Yes
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| Rhett, Link, though I am but a statue, and cannot eat
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| I have been satisfied by your descriptions of the large foods encountered on
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| your journey
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| I extend my hand to you as a token of thanks
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| Oh, and one more thing
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| Did you bring me back a t-shirt? |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The World's Largest Song , by - Rhett and Link. Song from the album Up to This Point, in the genre