| Have you ever had someone wake you up
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| Just to ask you if you’re awake?
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| Has somebody ever waved to the person behind you
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| But you waved back anyway?
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| Have you ever searched days for your lost shades
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| And then found them on your forehead?
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| Have you ever slept all night on top of your arm
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| And felt for sure they’d have to amputate it?
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| Have you ever not heard what someone said
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| So you asked em to repeat it again?
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| But then the second time you understood it even less
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| So you just smiled and nodded your head
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| Have you ever been about to sneeze, then you freeze
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| It’s a tease and you look like you have an awful disease?
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| Have you ever had your face grazed by your own hair
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| But you thought it was a spider and you got super scared.
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| Have you ever? |
| Have you everrrrrr? |
| (Feel free to share)
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| Have you ever? |
| Have you everrrrrr? |
| (We've all been there)
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| (Have you) ever wanted a snack that you’ve never tried
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| So you bought a bag of air but there were chips inside?
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| Have you been fully convinced your belt was a snake.
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| Or dated relatives by mistake?
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| Have you ever LOLSHTYWFOATYADYT?
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| Have you ever shot through space on the back of a cat?
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| Or had a dinosaur laugh at you because of your cheese hat?
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| Have you ever woken up early, finished your quarterly reports, brushed your
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| teeth, taken a shower, put on a suit, eaten breakfast, pulled out of your
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| driveway and then realized you don’t have a job?
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| Have you ever been singing and opened a wormhole
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| In the middle of the chorus and it swallowed your soul?
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| Have you ever? |
| Have you everrrrrr? |
| (We've all been there) |