Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Epic Rap Battle: Nerd vs. Geek, artist - Rhett and Link. Date of issue: 30.09.2013
Song language: English
Epic Rap Battle: Nerd vs. Geek |
| Yes, I am a nerd; |
| bookworm, I’m studious |
| From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus |
| Back in Kindergarten, I aced my college entrance exam |
| Now, I’m no rocket scientist — oh wait, I am |
| When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing but straight A’s |
| My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace |
| I’ve got a pocket-protector protector protector |
| I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ‘em together |
| Run back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see |
| You’re a geek, that means you’re just a hipster wannabe |
| That’s right, I’m a geek; |
| I’ve got brains and a personality |
| I wear my glasses sincerely and my T-Shirts ironically |
| There’re some things you can’t learn in a class |
| Or else I’d sign you up for «Intro to How Not to Be a Social Outcast» |
| You’re just so early 2013 |
| I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing |
| I use an app to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux |
| Too bad there’s no app to neutralize your B. O |
| While you’re lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long |
| I’ll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV, and your mom |
| Sure, grooming’s not my thing, but I don’t care |
| I look so good in chain-mail that it’s not Renaissance Faire |
| Doesn’t LARP stand for Loser And Reject Party? |
| I’d rather cosplay with hotties than play fake army |
| I tried Dungeons and Dragons once and I died — of boredom |
| But I’ll still kick your Assassin’s Creed post-mortem |
| Mario Party’s the only one you get invited to |
| Your life is like Skyrim: an endless quest of Solitude |
| Ooh, you beat Angry Birds |
| You’re not a gamer ‘cause you battle your friends with words |
| You click on cute icons, I execute commands |
| Do you really need a «genius» to teach you Garage Band? |
| I landed the first ROFLCOPTER |
| And took in orphans when I was 12 ‘cause I’m an early adopter |
| I can wear Google Glass without looking like a dweeb |
| Okay, maybe not, but I can Yelp us some good pho to eat |
| You need 16 gigs of RAM to watch a Steve Jobs Doc? |
| I keep an actual ram in my PC, His name is Spock |
| I’m a new console |
| Your face is birth control |
| I troll Brony sites |
| You look like an actual troll |
| I’m fluent in C++ |
| [std:cout << «You just suck! |
| Can your iPhone auto-correct |
| Your dumb haircut? |
| Hold on a second let me tweet this infographic I made |
| That illustrates the fact you’ll never get to procreate |
| I just haven’t met a woman of a high enough caliber |
| The only dates you have are on your G-G-Google Calendar |
| You’re losing this battle, your foam sword won’t help |
| In the future you’ll randomly access this memory and crap yourself |
| Did I mention I built a dancing robot? |
| No one gives a Shatner about your skinny jeans |
| Do you even know what URL means? |
| You don’t know what you’re Tolkien about |
| (Sung in Elvish) |
| Much wind pours from your mouth, you cowardly dog! |
| You are ugly, and your mother dresses you |
| Go kiss an Orc |
| You know |
| You are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth |
| and the size of the brain! |