| Everyone knows what a hamster does
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| (Or do you?)
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| They stuff their little cheeks with their food pellets
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| (And then poo poo)
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| They drink from their water bottle thing over there
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| (And they love it)
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| They run in circles in a wheel that goes nowhere
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| (Or does it?)
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| Hamsters, they got something to hide
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| Hamsters, they got that secret life
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| (let's take a peek inside)
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| Their wheels keep the earth rotating on its axis
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| Auditing University of Phoenix classes
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| They do it for the knowledge, not the credit
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| Trollin' the trolls who troll trolls on reddit
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| Reading all that newspaper lining their cage
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| Caught up on the world’s events a few days late
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| Building tiny cities underneath that mulch
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| Where they brainwash guinea pigs to join their cult
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| Hamsters, they got something to hide
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| Hamsters, they got that secret life
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| Trading sub-par corn on the corn black market
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| Moving your car so you think you forgot where you parked it
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| Playing Call of Tiny Duty on a PlayStation
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| It’s preparation for their tiny invasion
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| Plotting their escape while enjoying origami
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| Flashing hand signals for the Hamster-minati
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| Jaywalking and robbing graves
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| I’m sure they have pure motives, we just can’t understand their ways
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| Hamsters, they got something to hide
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| Hamsters, they got that secret life
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| Hamsters, every time you look away
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| Hamsters, more than meets the cage
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| (What does it mean?)
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| (I don’t know)
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| (Its like 'More than meets the eye' but its a cage)
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| (Wow so smart)
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| (Maybe not though) |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Secret Life of a Hamster Song , by - Rhett and Link. Song from the album Song Biscuits, Vol. 1, in the genre