Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Alien Curse Words Song , by - Rhett and Link. Song from the album Song Biscuits, Vol. 1, in the genre The Alien Curse Words Song |
| Sometimes things happen to me, that make me want to curse. |
| Like when I |
| accidentally forget, where I left my manpurse |
| Not that I have a manpurse |
| But I would prefer not to offend fellow humans 'cos I am one! |
| If there was only cursing terminology that seemed appropriate in all situations. |
| Hey guys, guess what? |
| What? |
| Yo, I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto. |
| These aliens attacked. |
| I could’a sworn they known judo! |
| I made it out alive with a gift to humanity. |
| To my surprise it was a satchel of profanities! |
| Peep gang. |
| It was words like; |
| Boomshkie |
| They said that |
| Snigglesnoorp, Swaqqaffufle, Imzow, Zilkrek, Glepoosh, Dartafus |
| So offensive! |
| Dubopshazinski |
| Wow |
| Frozen cherries, Flingpoot, Waflank, Derbragel, Blarfelnoggle! |
| And then they had the nerve to say |
| Florplestompkin! |
| So I call NASA and I get outta there! |
| Yup… |
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