Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Rub Some Bacon on It , by - Rhett and Link. Release date: 28.05.2012
Song language: English
Rub Some Bacon on It |
| I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally |
| (Do you have some bacon?) |
| Bacon? |
| (Bacon, that’s right) |
| I have bacon left over from dinner last night |
| (Rub some bacon on it) |
| What? |
| (On your hand just do it, rub some bacon on it) |
| That’s all there is to it? |
| What if I dropped my phone? |
| (Rub some bacon on it) |
| Or encounter my clone? |
| (Rub some bacon on it) |
| I get mononucleosis |
| (Rub some bacon on it) |
| My nude pics get posted |
| Rub some bacon on it! |
| Yeah! |
| My home gets foreclosed |
| (Rub some bacon on it) |
| My cat explodes |
| (Rub some bacon on it) |
| I wake up in a trunk |
| (Rub some bacon on it) |
| My friend goes steampunk |
| (Rub some bacon on it) |
| I meet real pirates |
| (Rub some bacon on it) |
| There’s an awkward silence |
| I say something unintentionally racist |
| (Rub some bacon on it) |
| I’m an adult with braces |
| (Rub some bacon on it) |
| I can’t swim |
| (Rub some bacon on it) |
| I’m visited by Mr. Timn |
| (Bacon hotline, What’s your problem?) |
| What if I feed the troll? |
| (Rub some bacon on it) |
| I’m attacked by a narwhal |
| (Rub some bacon on it) |
| The apocalypse started |
| (Rub some bacon on it) |
| I think I might have sharted |