Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Clown Shark, artist - Rhett and Link. Date of issue: 02.05.2013
Song language: English
Clown Shark |
| Ever since I was a boy |
| I’ve been afraid of clowns |
| Their horrifying faces |
| Never failed to bring me down |
| The only thing more scary |
| Are sharks deep in the sea |
| I couldn’t touch a swimming pool |
| 'Til I was twenty three |
| Still every night I thank |
| Each of the stars up in the sky |
| There’s no such thing as clown sharks |
| Out there to make me cry |
| A world without that nightmare |
| Is a world where I can be |
| Happy and relaxed |
| In an endless state of peace |
| Clown shark! |
| I’m real |
| I’m here |
| I’m worse than you feared |
| I can juggle five balls |
| And then swallow a deer |
| I’m coming for you from the hell depths beneath |
| I’ve got pancake makeup |
| And razor-sharp teeth |
| I use big clown shoes |
| To chase you on land |
| I crush cars with my jaws |
| And my giant fun hands |
| Oh no, please tell me that this is a trick |
| Do I look like I’m joking? |
| Just pray you die quick |
| Did that really just happen? |
| It couldn’t have been real |
| No creature’s ever wanted to |
| Honk horns then eat a seal |
| There’s no such thing as clown sharks |
| And those are just the facts |
| I’m calming down inside |
| And I can finally relax |
| Clown shark! |
| I’m scarier than ever |
| It’s time for you to panic |
| My rainbow wig |
| Makes me more aerodynamic |
| I got big floppy pants |
| And black eyes in my head |
| Here’s a funny balloon |
| Shaped like you being dead |
| I use my sense of smell |
| To locate you in the park |
| Then I drove here in a Miata |
| Filled with fifteen other sharks |
| My jolly red nose |
| Is smelling blood in the water |
| So step right up for |
| A feeding frenzy |
| Circus of slaughter! |
| Oh thank goodness, it was only |
| Cloooown shark! |