Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Chocolate Robots Song , by - Rhett and Link. Song from the album Song Biscuits, Vol. 1, in the genre The Chocolate Robots Song |
| Chocolate powered robots from beyond the moon |
| Scooping up our chocolate with their creepy finger spoons |
| When are these chocolate powered robots gonna leave us alone? |
| Here’s an educated guess |
| When our chocolate’s all gone |
| It’s gross to watch chocolate powered robots eat |
| We sweep up the waste they leave all over the street |
| The only chocolate that we eat |
| Is the chocolate they secrete |
| 100% cacao |
| All bitter no sweet |
| Chocolate powered robots having babies now |
| How do they do it? |
| I don’t wanna know how |
| All I know is that these babies don’t look the same |
| And they appear to be powered by a different thing |
| Peanut powered baby robots in the sky |
| 'Cause peanut butter powered baby robots also can fly |
| They’re eating all the peanut butter |
| So we have to eat other butter |
| Like cashew, apple, almond… |
| I can’t think of any others |
| Macadamia nut butter? |
| That exists? |
| Yeah, they just gave me some |
| Let me try some |
| Mmm, that’s good |
| Real good |
| Thank you chocolate powered robots |
| And your peanut butter powered babies |
| For causing us to discover |
| We love other butters |
| Made from macadamias |
| We will fully submit |
| To do your bidding |
| Both night and day |
| Just feed us macadamia nut butter |
| And we’ll do whatever you say |
| Chocolate powered robots from beyond the moon |
| Chocolate powered robots tell us what to do |
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