Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Instagram Song, artist - Rhett and Link. Album song Song Biscuits, Vol. 1, in the genre Date of issue: 17.05.2015
Record label: Mythical Entertainment
Song language: English
The Instagram Song |
| Is that dandruff |
| Or Parmesan |
| Your guess is as good as mine |
| (all) Cause you can’t zoom in on Instagram |
| Is that a tabby cat |
| Or a marmoset |
| I’m not quite willing to bet |
| (all) Cause you can’t zoom in on Instagram |
| And even though I know you can’t do it |
| It’s just not a capability of the platform |
| That doesn’t stop me from tryin' to zoom in |
| No you can’t zoom in |
| When Instagram’n |
| Your reverse pinches |
| Won’t do nothing |
| What do you think this is, Facebook? |
| But in the end |
| When you accidently |
| End up double clickin' |
| And likin |
| Your bosses' wife’s skimpy Hawaiian bikini photo |
| You gonna get fired |
| Your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend’s workout pics |
| You gonna get beat up |
| A Clydesdale relieving himself |
| Is that a Frito |
| Or a fingernail |
| Katy Perry |
| Or Zoe Deschanel |
| Is that a booger |
| Or a nose ring |
| An evil space monkey |
| Or just a monkey |
| Is that salad in her teeth or a diastema |
| Is that a sharpei |
| Or just my grandma |
| Is that a brown bear |
| Or my dad’s back |
| A bent arm |
| Or a butt crack |
| And even though I know you can’t do it |
| Well technically you can override it in your accessibility settings |
| That doesn’t stop me from tryin' to zoom in |
| No you can’t zoom in |
| When Instagram’n |
| Your reverse pinches |
| Won’t do nothing |
| What do you think this is, any other photo app? |
| But in the end |
| When you accidently |
| End up double clickin' |
| And likin |
| Your crazy uncle’s unintentionally sexist inspirational text post |
| That’s bad |
| Your gym teacher’s homemade smoked sausage |
| #grillinlife #sausage |
| Innapropriate |
| Another Clydesdale relieving himself |
| What’s your deal with Clydesdales? |
| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in) |
| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in) |
| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in) |
| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in) |
| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in) |
| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in) |
| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in) |
| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in) |
| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in) |
| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in) |
| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in) |
| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in) |
| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in) |
| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in) |
| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in) |
| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in) |