| Is that dandruff
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| Or Parmesan
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| Your guess is as good as mine
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| (all) Cause you can’t zoom in on Instagram
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| Is that a tabby cat
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| Or a marmoset
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| I’m not quite willing to bet
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| (all) Cause you can’t zoom in on Instagram
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| And even though I know you can’t do it
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| It’s just not a capability of the platform
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| That doesn’t stop me from tryin' to zoom in
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| No you can’t zoom in
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| When Instagram’n
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| Your reverse pinches
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| Won’t do nothing
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| What do you think this is, Facebook?
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| But in the end
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| When you accidently
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| End up double clickin'
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| And likin
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| Your bosses' wife’s skimpy Hawaiian bikini photo
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| You gonna get fired
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| Your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend’s workout pics
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| You gonna get beat up
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| A Clydesdale relieving himself
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| Is that a Frito
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| Or a fingernail
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| Katy Perry
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| Or Zoe Deschanel
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| Is that a booger
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| Or a nose ring
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| An evil space monkey
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| Or just a monkey
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| Is that salad in her teeth or a diastema
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| Is that a sharpei
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| Or just my grandma
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| Is that a brown bear
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| Or my dad’s back
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| A bent arm
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| Or a butt crack
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| And even though I know you can’t do it
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| Well technically you can override it in your accessibility settings
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| That doesn’t stop me from tryin' to zoom in
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| No you can’t zoom in
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| When Instagram’n
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| Your reverse pinches
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| Won’t do nothing
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| What do you think this is, any other photo app?
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| But in the end
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| When you accidently
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| End up double clickin'
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| And likin
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| Your crazy uncle’s unintentionally sexist inspirational text post
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| That’s bad
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| Your gym teacher’s homemade smoked sausage
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| #grillinlife #sausage
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| Innapropriate
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| Another Clydesdale relieving himself
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| What’s your deal with Clydesdales?
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| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
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| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
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| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
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| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
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| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
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| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
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| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
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| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
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| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
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| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
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| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
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| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
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| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
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| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
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| I can’t get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
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| 'Cause you can’t zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in) |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Instagram Song , by - Rhett and Link. Song from the album Song Biscuits, Vol. 1, in the genre