Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Perfect Bathroom Trip, artist - Rhett and Link. Album song Up to This Point, in the genre Date of issue: 09.01.2010
Record label: Mythical Entertainment
Song language: English
The Perfect Bathroom Trip |
| We live in a world full of dirty things |
| Dirty doorknobs and ATM machines |
| Dirty cook sneezing on my chicken wings |
| So much dirty disease, we can’t keep our hands clean |
| Public restrooms are a main concern |
| Where the walls are painted with strangers' urine |
| If they scribble on the wall of a bathroom stall |
| Do you honestly think that they wash their hands after touchin' their |
| All I’m makin' is a simple suggestion |
| To have an exit plan next time you enter a restroom |
| I’m not concerned with your particular reason |
| Be it OCD or just the upcoming cold and flu season |
| Listen here |
| Do your business |
| Zip up and then dispense this |
| Little bit a paper towel, but wait |
| Turn on the tap, apply some soap |
| Lather up, rinse, don’t stop the flow |
| First grab that paper towel you saved |
| Use it as a barrier when touching the faucet area |
| And when getting more paper towels for your hands |
| Dry with it, then retain it |
| For the doorknob may be tainted |
| As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can |
| It’s the perfect bathroom trip, man |
| It’s the perfect bathroom plan (it's perfect) |
| Do your business |
| Zip up and then dispense this |
| Little bit a paper towel, but wait |
| Turn on the tap, apply some soap |
| Lather up, rinse, don’t stop the flow |
| First grab that paper towel you saved |
| Use it as a barrier when touching the faucet area |
| And when getting more paper towels for your hands |
| Dry with it, then retain it |
| For the doorknob may be tainted |
| As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can |
| It’s the perfect bathroom trip, man |
| It’s the perfect bathroom plan (it's perfect) |
| It’s the perfect bathroom trip |