| My father picked me up in his beige four-door car
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| He said we’re going to the Hoover Dam, it’s not very far
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| He said
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| There’s enough concrete in the Hoover Dam
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| To build a two-lane highway from New York to San Fran
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| And one hundred and twelve men died as it was built
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| But the big Hoover Dam, she carries no guilt
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| Dad, why do you tell me these kinds of things?
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| Son, it’s good for you, and your ten-year-old brain
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| You need to fill it facts like the ones I’ve got
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| Such as the big Hoover Dam, she generates 1.8 gigawatts
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| The Hoover Dam
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| The Hoover Dam
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| The Hoover Dam
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| The Hoover Dam
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| We arrived at the dam, and the dam
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| It was big
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| But from the winding roads of our approach, I was carsick
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| Dad said
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| Don’t you go and ruin this for the both of us
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| I’m willing to stay and send you home on a bus
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| Drink a ginger ale and stand up on your feet
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| You’re gonna have to walk fast to keep up with me
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| The Hoover Dam (The nation is cheering)
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| The Hoover Dam (Underwhelming overengineering)
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| The Hoover Dam (The nation is cheering)
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| The Hoover Dam (Underwhelming overengineering)
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| I look over my shoulder, to the back of my four-door car
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| I say we’re going to the Hoover Dam, it’s not very far |