Lyrics The Burrito Song - Rhett and Link

The Burrito Song

I think I could really go for a burrito
Yeah I think that would be neato
There’s a place not too far
Heard it’s got four and a half stars
On Yelp?
No, on my Uncle Roger’s blog
He’s a food blogger?
Yeah, you haven’t heard?
My Uncle Roger’s a food blogger
Check him out at
If I could just find my left shoe we’d be on our way
But apparently my left shoe has been misplaced
No it’s right here (This is your right shoe, whatever)
Look at us walking with two shoes on each
I never knew two shoes could make my feet feel so complete
Ahhh!
Here we are at the highly rated restaurant
Wearing shoes
Through the pickup window
Emerges my burrito
Four food groups, one tortilla
Coming together like a reverse Pangea
Now I’m basking
In burrito sunshine
I’m baskin' in the beans of light
Just relaxin'
In burrito sunshine
My throat’s a burrito waterslide
The filling inside gives me a feeling inside
The filling inside gives me a feeling inside
The filling inside gives me a feeling inside
The filling inside gives me a feeling inside
Burrito sunshine
It’s as if I’ve just eaten a brick