Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Squirrel Rights, artist - Rhett and Link. Date of issue: 25.07.2016
Song language: English
Squirrel Rights |
| I’m Doug |
| And I’m Darrell |
| And we are squirrels |
| We live in your backyard in a big oak tree |
| That’s our world |
| We saw you and your family |
| Filming us with your flip cam |
| Shaking our little tails |
| Eating crackers from your hand |
| We know we’re irresistible |
| Seemingly even kissable |
| Extremely home video-able |
| And effortlessly uploadable |
| But what makes you think that gives you the right |
| To make us internet memes overnight? |
| We didn’t sign a release |
| You didn’t get our consent |
| To put our private lives on the public internet |
| We didn’t sign a release |
| You seem surprised to find we’re upset |
| You wonder how in the world can squirrels talk |
| Much less have the internet |
| Well, you have e-mail |
| We have tree mail |
| You have smartphones |
| We have pine cones |
| You have social networks |
| We have elaborate squeaks and chirps |
| He just said, «You have no right to publish or distribute audio or Video |
| recordings of us including, but not limited to our names Recorded mating calls, |
| photographs or likenesses, nest location |
| Tail length or any material based upon it or derived therefrom» |
| Oh yes, «In any forest» |
| «In perpetuity» |
| If you don’t cease and desist |
| A suit will be filed |
| Especially if we end up in the next |
| Squirrels Gone Wild |
| We didn’t sign a release |
| You didn’t get our consent |
| To put our private lives on the public internet |
| We didn’t sign a release |
| You violated our trust |
| We don’t want the world to see the secret place |
| Where we hide our nuts |
| We didn’t sign a release |