| You wanna get something to eat?
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| Yeah, that would be sweet
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| What do you feel like?
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| Hmm, fried chicken
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| What you feel like?
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| Hmm, a waffle
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| Hold on, What?
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| I’ll drop you off here and you can walk to the chicken place
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| Or you could eat a waffle with the rest of the human race for breakfast
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| Are you sure you want a waffle?
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| Are you sure you want some chicken?
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| Yes
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| Well, I want a waffle
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| And I want some chicken thighs
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| Maybe we could find a place for us to compromise
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| Let’s go to Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles
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| We want our whole plate to be brown
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| 'Cause chicken is brown and waffles are brown (well, yellowish-brown)
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| At Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles
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| A forkful of waffle helps the fried chicken go down
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| The waffle leads the chicken into the stomach like a Sherpa
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| Well, if you want a waffle but your friend wants a chicken breast (yes)
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| Now there’s a way for you to circumvent any unrest
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| Y’all go to Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles
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| The syrup and the gravy both finer than wine
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| And we regularly drink both of them from a chalice (yes) (reg-galary-ie?)
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| At Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles
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| Eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner all at the same time
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| Now, tell me, where else can you do that? |
| Nowhere
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| A forkful of waffle helps the fried chicken go down
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| A forkful of waffle helps the fried chicken go down
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| A forkful of waffle helps the fried chicken go down
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| A forkful of waffle helps the fried chicken go down |