
Date of issue: 09.01.2010
Record label: Mythical Entertainment
Song language: English
Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles |
You wanna get something to eat? |
Yeah, that would be sweet |
What do you feel like? |
Hmm, fried chicken |
What you feel like? |
Hmm, a waffle |
Hold on, What? |
I’ll drop you off here and you can walk to the chicken place |
Or you could eat a waffle with the rest of the human race for breakfast |
Are you sure you want a waffle? |
Are you sure you want some chicken? |
Yes |
Well, I want a waffle |
And I want some chicken thighs |
Maybe we could find a place for us to compromise |
Let’s go to Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles |
We want our whole plate to be brown |
'Cause chicken is brown and waffles are brown (well, yellowish-brown) |
At Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles |
A forkful of waffle helps the fried chicken go down |
The waffle leads the chicken into the stomach like a Sherpa |
Well, if you want a waffle but your friend wants a chicken breast (yes) |
Now there’s a way for you to circumvent any unrest |
Y’all go to Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles |
The syrup and the gravy both finer than wine |
And we regularly drink both of them from a chalice (yes) (reg-galary-ie?) |
At Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles |
Eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner all at the same time |
Now, tell me, where else can you do that? |
Nowhere |
A forkful of waffle helps the fried chicken go down |
A forkful of waffle helps the fried chicken go down |
A forkful of waffle helps the fried chicken go down |
A forkful of waffle helps the fried chicken go down |
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