Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Robot Girlfriend , by - Rhett and Link. Song from the album Up to This Point, in the genre Release date: 09.01.2010
Record label: Mythical Entertainment
Song language: English
Robot Girlfriend |
| I’ve never had too much luck with females |
| I’m not confident unless I’m writing an email |
| But my life would be so sublime |
| If I bought a robot girl online |
| I’d never hear her silicon mouth complaining |
| About my dry scalp or my excessive gaming |
| She’s my Small Wonder, I’m her Voltron |
| I flip a switch and it turns her on! |
| My robot girlfriend |
| The best relationship I’d ever be in |
| She’s got a grip stronger than an ape |
| And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place |
| Though we can’t go outside in rainy weather |
| We can still play solitaire together |
| Meeting her folks is no real cause for fear |
| They’re just a team of friendly Japanese engineers |
| If I ever start to think that she might leave me |
| I’ll defrag her hard drive and wipe her memory |
| My robot girlfriend |
| The best relationship I’ll never be in |