![Robot Girlfriend - Rhett and Link](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/3284757899883925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 09.01.2010
Record label: Mythical Entertainment
Song language: English
Robot Girlfriend |
I’ve never had too much luck with females |
I’m not confident unless I’m writing an email |
But my life would be so sublime |
If I bought a robot girl online |
I’d never hear her silicon mouth complaining |
About my dry scalp or my excessive gaming |
She’s my Small Wonder, I’m her Voltron |
I flip a switch and it turns her on! |
My robot girlfriend |
The best relationship I’d ever be in |
She’s got a grip stronger than an ape |
And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place |
Though we can’t go outside in rainy weather |
We can still play solitaire together |
Meeting her folks is no real cause for fear |
They’re just a team of friendly Japanese engineers |
If I ever start to think that she might leave me |
I’ll defrag her hard drive and wipe her memory |
My robot girlfriend |
The best relationship I’ll never be in |
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