Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Photoshop Your Memories, artist - Rhett and Link. Album song Up to This Point, in the genre Date of issue: 09.01.2010
Record label: Mythical Entertainment
Song language: English
Photoshop Your Memories |
| You pull out your photos of your wedding in the spring |
| And you’re confronted by your double-chin and your bald spot glistening |
| You could get a membership |
| At the fitness hut down the road |
| Or you could pick your mouse up |
| And slim yourself down |
| And even give yourself a fro |
| Your high-school reunion |
| Is coming next Friday |
| And you know everyone |
| Will ask to see some |
| Pictures of the babies that you’ve made |
| But the problem is |
| Your kids head is big |
| I mean we’re talking alien size here |
| Well just cut and paste a hat |
| Or at least a do-rag |
| And it won’t seem so severe |
| Photoshop your memories |
| A picture’s worth |
| A thousand words |
| So a few white lies |
| Shouldn’t hurt |
| Your birthday |
| This past Monday |
| Was a fun day |
| Except for one thing |
| Your mother-in-law |
| Who makes your skin crawl |
| Stuck her face in every frame |
| You’d prefer |
| To remember |
| That day without |
| Her tattooed brows |
| The simplest solution |
| Decrease the resolution |
| And crop that woman out |
| Photoshop your memories |
| Your real life may be sub-par |
| But you can be who you want people to think you are |
| Make yourself thin |
| Give yourself abs |
| Remove that mole |
| Say no to crack |
| Say you went to the alps |
| In a luxury car |
| With a Swedish model |
| Just be who you want people to think you are |
| Photoshop your memories |
| A picture’s worth |
| A thousand words |
| So a few white lies |
| Shouldn’t hurt |