Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Phatdippin', artist - Rhett and Link. Album song Up to This Point, in the genre
Date of issue: 09.01.2010
Record label: Mythical Entertainment
Song language: English
Phatdippin' |
Since the dawn of man people have swam |
Without shirts or pants wherever they can |
And some dare to be more audacious |
And spare underwear baring private places |
Skinny dipping might be fun for some |
But I’m on the hunt for something never been done |
In history |
Why are we whispering? |
If we start like this we can increase intensity |
Man, I got a deep desire |
To swim while in my full attire |
For real! |
I feel it’s time for soakin' |
Me, myself, and my clothin' |
I wanna float in a coat |
Get doused in a blouse |
Snorkel in a cardigan |
Backstroke in a cloak |
Aquaboogie in a hoodie |
Dress up |
Dive in |
It’s phatdippin'! |
(Phatdippin'!) |
My fellow Americans, let me be clear |
(Phatdippin'!) |
I mandate phatdippin' this year |
(Phatdippin'!) |
The country’s in the tank, I’m just being real |
(Phatdippin'!) |
Is it too late to add this to the stimulus bill? |
If you’re a first-time phatdipper, by all means |
Ease in with your sneakers, t-shirt, and jeans |
For the more advanced, go on, take a chance |
Wear a big poofy coat and sweatpants |
Our advice is, check a checklist |
Remove your wallet and your electronic devices |
Don’t void your warranty |
Put your phone in a baggie, hand your wallet to me |
Your cellulite (won't see the light) |
Got a farmer’s tan? |
(still a ladies man) |
Got back-ne? |
(what's back-ne?) |
Back acne (ew, nasty) |
All the ladies may be pitching a fit |
But on the inside they sayin' (I love to phatdip!) |
Underwater with my clothes on |
Feels so right it can’t be wrong |
I’ve got a soggy sensation saturating me |
I’m pretty sure phatdippin’s gonna bring world peace |
(Phatdippin'!) |
This phatdippin' craze gives me the urge |
(Phatdippin'!) |
To address the public while fully submerged |
(Phatdippin'!) |
I hearby issue an executive order |
(Phatdippin'!) |
Put on your clothes and jump in the water |
(Phatdippin!)(x4) |