Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Phatdippin', artist - Rhett and Link. Album song Up to This Point, in the genre Date of issue: 09.01.2010
Record label: Mythical Entertainment
Song language: English
Phatdippin' |
| Since the dawn of man people have swam |
| Without shirts or pants wherever they can |
| And some dare to be more audacious |
| And spare underwear baring private places |
| Skinny dipping might be fun for some |
| But I’m on the hunt for something never been done |
| In history |
| Why are we whispering? |
| If we start like this we can increase intensity |
| Man, I got a deep desire |
| To swim while in my full attire |
| For real! |
| I feel it’s time for soakin' |
| Me, myself, and my clothin' |
| I wanna float in a coat |
| Get doused in a blouse |
| Snorkel in a cardigan |
| Backstroke in a cloak |
| Aquaboogie in a hoodie |
| Dress up |
| Dive in |
| It’s phatdippin'! |
| (Phatdippin'!) |
| My fellow Americans, let me be clear |
| (Phatdippin'!) |
| I mandate phatdippin' this year |
| (Phatdippin'!) |
| The country’s in the tank, I’m just being real |
| (Phatdippin'!) |
| Is it too late to add this to the stimulus bill? |
| If you’re a first-time phatdipper, by all means |
| Ease in with your sneakers, t-shirt, and jeans |
| For the more advanced, go on, take a chance |
| Wear a big poofy coat and sweatpants |
| Our advice is, check a checklist |
| Remove your wallet and your electronic devices |
| Don’t void your warranty |
| Put your phone in a baggie, hand your wallet to me |
| Your cellulite (won't see the light) |
| Got a farmer’s tan? |
| (still a ladies man) |
| Got back-ne? |
| (what's back-ne?) |
| Back acne (ew, nasty) |
| All the ladies may be pitching a fit |
| But on the inside they sayin' (I love to phatdip!) |
| Underwater with my clothes on |
| Feels so right it can’t be wrong |
| I’ve got a soggy sensation saturating me |
| I’m pretty sure phatdippin’s gonna bring world peace |
| (Phatdippin'!) |
| This phatdippin' craze gives me the urge |
| (Phatdippin'!) |
| To address the public while fully submerged |
| (Phatdippin'!) |
| I hearby issue an executive order |
| (Phatdippin'!) |
| Put on your clothes and jump in the water |
| (Phatdippin!)(x4) |